This Story's Going Somewhere [faith&tina (but mostly faith)]
Title: This Story's Going Somewhere
Rating: PG.
Fandom/Pairing: Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Glee crossover. Faith/Tina romance, vaguely, but mostly just Faith.
Spoilers: N/A.
Warnings: My Faith voice is probably off, because I've only seen her first BtVS season; absurdity abounds, and not necessarily in the cool way.
Summary: Faith should get her romantic advice elsewhere on the internet.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Title is from the Fall Out Boy song "Calm Before the Storm".
a/n: omg what is this i don't even -- For the femslash100 challenge word: romance. Can you tell that I am desperately in love with the existence of this comm or.
Faith buys her dark red roses, because that’s what girls like Tina like - and Faith likes girls like Tina enough to put actual effort into the whole “wooing” thing that she’s heard so much about.
She leaves them on Tina’s doorstep, in a pretty little vase, with a tiny little note with delicate little handwriting on it (she’d enlisted help from the girl at the flower shop; she had her brother write it out, all nice and curly) attached by a soft black strip of ribbon.
She rings the doorbell, and then darts into a shrub to lay in wait.
It only occurs to Faith, when she’s peeking through branches of hydrangeas, that while planning, she forgot to take the fact that Tina has other people living in her house (namely, her mother, who stoops to read Faith’s note, and then gets a wide grin on her face that says she’s going to end up embarrassing the shit out of Tina about the stupid flowers) into account.
Letting the leafy stems fall back into place and conceal her wholly, Faith slaps her palm to her forehead and considers giving up.
She decides not to, because she’s not going to let something stupid like wooing get the best of her. But it’s still frustrating, and she makes sure to specify in her next request for help (forums suck anyway; she decides to hit up Facebook instead) that flowers are absolutely out of the question.
Rating: PG.
Fandom/Pairing: Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Glee crossover. Faith/Tina romance, vaguely, but mostly just Faith.
Spoilers: N/A.
Warnings: My Faith voice is probably off, because I've only seen her first BtVS season; absurdity abounds, and not necessarily in the cool way.
Summary: Faith should get her romantic advice elsewhere on the internet.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Title is from the Fall Out Boy song "Calm Before the Storm".
a/n: omg what is this i don't even -- For the femslash100 challenge word: romance. Can you tell that I am desperately in love with the existence of this comm or.
Faith buys her dark red roses, because that’s what girls like Tina like - and Faith likes girls like Tina enough to put actual effort into the whole “wooing” thing that she’s heard so much about.
She leaves them on Tina’s doorstep, in a pretty little vase, with a tiny little note with delicate little handwriting on it (she’d enlisted help from the girl at the flower shop; she had her brother write it out, all nice and curly) attached by a soft black strip of ribbon.
She rings the doorbell, and then darts into a shrub to lay in wait.
It only occurs to Faith, when she’s peeking through branches of hydrangeas, that while planning, she forgot to take the fact that Tina has other people living in her house (namely, her mother, who stoops to read Faith’s note, and then gets a wide grin on her face that says she’s going to end up embarrassing the shit out of Tina about the stupid flowers) into account.
Letting the leafy stems fall back into place and conceal her wholly, Faith slaps her palm to her forehead and considers giving up.
She decides not to, because she’s not going to let something stupid like wooing get the best of her. But it’s still frustrating, and she makes sure to specify in her next request for help (forums suck anyway; she decides to hit up Facebook instead) that flowers are absolutely out of the question.