Lately it seems that I am unable to control my emotions. I've cried more times in 2 weeks than I have the entire year combined. I lose my temper and snap and go on a rampage, slamming things around the house or directing cruel phrases towards the ones I love the most. Becoming so angry that my face turns red and hot and I feel the need to destroy ( Read more... )

Me: Are you bored?
Kayo: No.
Me: .... you need a sticker. -=gets up and goes to drawer and pulls out sticker=-
Kayo:What's this?
Me: -=sticks a sticker that says "Ban Boredom" on his shirt=-
Kayo: I told you I'm not bored. I was just sitting here listening to you guys. I'm-
Me: -=looks at him and then grabs a sticker that says "Ban Excuses" and ( Read more... )

"Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians."~Homer Simpson

Wow. As if my great gifts weren't enough, I made out with over 600 bucks. Time to go blow it all on a Japanese male escort.

............yeah.....

.... "escort"

[edit] Uhhh... wtf??! Apparently ebay doesn't carry japanese male escorts.[/edit]

UHH wtf!??!?! LJ hasn't been letting me respond to comments in my LJ for HELLA LONG! What the fuck is up!? You guys leave comments and I try to respond, but it keeps saying I'm trying to post blank comments and I have to write something.

oh fuck. What's next?!?

... I'm suddenly in a horrid little mood.

I've been spending so much time on myspace trying to find friends around my area. Sexy friends with big titties and fat asses. Girls need not apply ( Read more... )

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Ewwwww. As if Orlando Bloom acting like a pervert isn't bad enough, I have like.... an entire boy band at my party. A giant boy band made up of stragglers. THEN THEY MADE ME KISS A SCOTSMAN! And not just any Scotsman.... Colin Ferrell!!!!!!!!! ........I am shocked, appalled, but most of all disgusted ( Read more... )

"Man, wtf is up with Mexican candy!?!?!? Who wants to suck oh a fuckin cube of chili pepper???! "Here's a Mango...............COVERED IN CHILI!" "Here's a rocket..... FILLED WITH CHILI!" "Here's a soda......... MADE WITH CHILI!!!!" "Taste this licorice......... NOW IN CHILI!" They put chili in anything and call it candy. I put chili in something ( Read more... )

Since Elice isn't around to flow with us, Bree and I have been flowing by ourselves. HAHAH

Aubrey's flow:
In tune of "Stupid" by Mac DreBree S-T-U-P-I-D ( Read more... )

Omg -=is all happy=- Bree just called me and said, "I might have found you the hook-up" and I'm thinking she met this guy she thought I'd like, so I'm like, "Who is he?" And she's like, "Hank! I had told someone that you were interested in him and he said that Hank had wanted to hang out with you." Hank is the guy that I met last week - the blonde ( Read more... )

WTF?! First MySpace is being an ass, now Livejournal is being an ass. Double the ass in one day, should I really be complaining? In THIS case, yes. Yes I should ( Read more... )