I don't trust any chick that can fit in a box.

Beautiful Palahnuik. Inhale. Exhale. Buy wedding dress. Penetrate oneself with the nearest pseudo-phallic object. Kiss picture on sleeve of Haunted. Put picture of self next to him and visualise children. Come to terms with the possibility of children being born unstable and sad. Feel guilty and suffer from phantom post-natal depression.

Nic: What you don’t know about me amazes me! I am antipodean. And I always have been ( Read more... )

I want to buy a turkey and thaw it out and cook it slow the way you're supposed to, so the house fills up with that smell, and then I want to take it out of the oven, take it downstairs and outside, and throw it at a bus.

Christmas is coming.

Rob: Is it because I have no hair?

Jenn: Partly.

Rob: And is it also because the hair that I do have is ginger?

My life is so Sonia and Martin.

I used to be called Sabrina the not so teenage witch.

There was a rat on my stairs last night lying on it's back like it owned the place.

ELCA-“my name is Elca or possibly Elca Louise to you ( Read more... )

Elca’s talking about when she trained 10 times a week again and how she couldn’t shift her fat.