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dollsome

My Wonderwall (JAM!)

Jun 21, 2007 17:19

Title: My Wonderwall
Pairing: JAM, but of course!
Spoilers: All the way to "The Job" (sidenote? squeeeeee!!!)
Word Count: 2,000
Summary: Five reasons JAM is meant to be! :)
Author's Note: . . . yeah. I don't . . . know where this came from, exactly. But that doesn't matter. What matters, y'all, is the power of JAM.

( 1. Roy's a jerk, and he doesn't get Pam at all. Not like Jim . . . )

office: jim/pam, the office, office: dwight schrute, office: jim halpert, office: pam beesly, fic: the office, fanfiction, office: karen filippelli, office: roy anderson

Comments 50

schmiss June 22 2007, 01:47:09 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA! This is mean. But really good. I mean bitchy Karen, and matchmaker Mark, and the JAM FIGHT? Although you forgot to include the phrase Fancy New Beesly. Isn't that like......... required????

dollsome June 25 2007, 22:27:42 UTC

Hee, thank youuu! And, I swear, I have no idea how a "Fancy New Beesly" didn't wind up in there -- I had fully intended to! I guess I just got so swept up in the power and the glory of JAM that I didn't even have any control over my own brain!

Which, y'know. It happens.

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cryssa June 22 2007, 16:37:51 UTC

AHAHAHA. Your icon! Oh my god, that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Okay, wow, thanks for giving me a great start to the day. :D

dollsome June 25 2007, 22:29:37 UTC

No, no, it's not me that's awesome. IT'S JAM. THEY POSSESSED ME WITH THEIR AWESOME.

Get it straight, woman. ;-)

(p.s. Thank youuuu.)

(p.p.s. YOU ARE MINGERS!)

ciachick711 June 22 2007, 04:04:12 UTC

ahaha! too funny.

dollsome June 25 2007, 22:30:22 UTC

Gracias! :D

severuslovesme June 22 2007, 04:04:29 UTC

YOU = WIN. Seriously, I died laughing. This was so perfect.

My favorite line was: “Yeah,” Karen replied. “Jams suck.”

So. Awesome.

:D

dollsome June 25 2007, 22:40:32 UTC

Haha, thank you!

And man, am I glad you picked up on the intricate and subtle subtext of "Jams suck." I was thinking nobody would get that because it's so subtle, but what can I say? The power of JAM compelled me lololol! ;-)

(I . . . will stop now.)

sweet_seventeen June 22 2007, 05:51:10 UTC

OMG, marry me? Post haste? We'll run away together? lol, THIS WAS AWESOME. I just wrote this slightly ranty post about bad!fic, and then here is this masterpiece of mocking! hahaha. I love how you worked jam into every part-- perfection!

*snickers* They had a jam fight. Hahahaha. And Roy being disgusted that Pam tried to show him her drawing was beautiful-- "Why don't you draw something cool, like jet skis?!" HAHAHAHA!

dollsome June 25 2007, 22:44:06 UTC

Bwahaha, thank you so much! And I would totally take you up on your marriage proposal, except I'm worried that, you know, we're not as amazing as JAM! No other love is as perfect, and therefore, it would just be doomed to FAIL. Besides, there's noooooo way our celebrity couple name could be as perfect.

But thanks for asking! OMG!

(I may or may not be kind of nuts. Ignore me!)