Remind me to nuke Brazil

[dogsof_war]

 Who's fucking bright idea was it to put one fucking phone in Brazil? Next person to call me Mr. Red gets a fucking knife in the eye.

[ooc: And one by one, my characters shall return.] 

Comments

[amerimnos]

You're as pleasant as usual.

[amerimnos]

Did you hit your head, darling? I think you just used "Apollo" and "fun" in the same sentence.

[dogsof_war]

Shows how fucking far you've fallen.

[amerimnos]

If you think sparkles and sunshine are more fun than alcohol and blowjobs on demand.

[dogsof_war]

Then get your ass down here, princess.

[amerimnos]

Hm. Maybe.

[dogsof_war]

Hey princess, that was a fucking order. Get down here.

[amerimnos]

Ooh, so forceful~

[dogsof_war]

Shut it and haul ass.

[amerimnos]

I dunno...I'm still not feeling it.

[dogsof_war]

I can just start killing jaguars while I wait.

[amerimnos]

You must not be terribly fond of your dogs.

[dogsof_war]

You couldn't posture a fucking yorkie, you know that?

[amerimnos]

I have faith in my abilities. Leave the cats alone and I won't touch your dogs.

[dogsof_war]

You don't know where my dogs are, fuckwit.

[amerimnos]

I could find them. I've got free time.