Third Murder [Voice]

[doesntpoop]

Excuse me, someone. I hope I don't take up too much of everyone's time but I've got this rather strange message, congratulating me on my new job as a librarian. There must be some mistake - I've never applied for such a job. Is it possible that someone else has and the post office has sent to the wrong person by mistake?

Comments

[muertederojo]

Oh do not worry. I had the same situation myself. Apparently, I am a mechanic now.

[doesntpoop]

You do? You poor man, being made to do that.

[muertederojo]

It isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Plus it expands my knowledge on things I never knew before.

I don't believe we've spoken to one another before. I'm Zolf Kimbley.

[doesntpoop]

Really? I suppose that is useful. It's still very wrong to force us like that, though.

[Translation: I'm trying to avoid that damn Fey woman and this place is not helping. Bawww....]

Zolf Kimberley? Oh, pleased to meet you. I'm Dahlia Grayson.