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does_everything

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Jun 25, 2010 07:58

Dear fellow mes; I do not ask for much. I am a very self-sufficient god and can take care of myself. I have my booze. I have my ladies. But I'm begging you...please.

Please.

I need a better hangover remedy if we're gonna make this boat thing work.

I will attempt to educate these poor heathens in the way of our teachings, but I need a little

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bbskypirate June 25 2010, 13:26:36 UTC

A little too much to drink last night?

[He's going to ignore the god thing, given that there are no gods or religion in his world other than worshipping the sky.]

[Voice] does_everything June 25 2010, 21:57:43 UTC

Damn straight! If they're gonna make it so easy to get drunk they should have something better than an aspirin and a bottle of water!

[Voice] bbskypirate June 26 2010, 16:06:17 UTC

Maybe the idea is to teach you the hard way not to get drunk?

[Voice] does_everything June 28 2010, 01:36:13 UTC

Ha! Good luck with that. If I coulda learned that lesson I'd have done it years ago.

alittlegreedy June 25 2010, 16:59:01 UTC

[...]

God, huh?

does_everything June 25 2010, 21:58:30 UTC

Yep!

I don't do confessions or blessings though. Too much trouble.

alittlegreedy June 25 2010, 22:19:19 UTC

What can you do?

does_everything June 25 2010, 22:25:54 UTC

Godly stuff. Like savin' the world and all that.

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[Audio] kazeyotsutaete June 25 2010, 19:59:40 UTC

... "Poor heathens"?

[Audio] does_everything June 25 2010, 21:59:01 UTC

Don't worry 'bout that part sugar, that's just god-speak. You gotta know how to talk to them, they can be kinda high-and-mighty.

[Audio] kazeyotsutaete June 26 2010, 02:54:32 UTC

But you just said that you're a "god" too.

... Wouldn't "god" be able to make sure he, or she, doesn't get a hangover? ... whatever a hangover is.

[Voice] does_everything June 26 2010, 04:28:27 UTC

My child, that's abusing my powers. That's wrong.

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standardpackage June 25 2010, 20:40:05 UTC

Is that what he's tellin' ya', Furry?

does_everything June 25 2010, 21:59:29 UTC

What the heck're you talking about? That's what I tell myself.

standardpackage June 25 2010, 22:05:46 UTC

Oh, I was just thinkin' that Goldilocks was givin' ya' a bit too much credit.

does_everything June 25 2010, 22:11:03 UTC

I don't get enough credit! I'm here, all by myself, tryin' to keep you all in line, but then you run around doing who-the-hell-knows-what and what am I supposed to do?!

That's right.

Drink.

This is what you people've driven me to.

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[Audio] shadesofeco June 26 2010, 00:40:12 UTC

If someone recommends a Prarie Oyster, don't fall for it.

[Jak fell for it.]

[Audio] does_everything June 26 2010, 02:35:22 UTC

Yeah? What'd it do to you?

[Audio] shadesofeco June 26 2010, 06:20:33 UTC

Ever tried to drink a raw egg and hot sauce first thing in the morning?

[Audio] does_everything June 28 2010, 01:34:26 UTC

[This is Daxter laughing SO HARD at you]