Confessions of a teenage drama queen.

[dodo_wordsworth]

Okay folks, someone started talking about confessions, so I want to hear yours! Tell me something secret. Something naughty, dirty or just embarrassing. Tell me something you've never told anyone. Of course, everyone ELSE will see this if they care to read my silly little journal, but oh well

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[nutting]

Confession: I think my sister has a great ass.

*covers his face* THE SHAME.

[dodo_wordsworth]

Oh darling, there is no shame in disclosing such a truthful fact. I DO have a great ass. It's made me a lot of money. Which I have spent and am now broke. Can you buy me cigarettes?

[nutting]

Hell did you spend all the money on, Dodo? Jeez. And yeah, of course I can.

[dodo_wordsworth]

Therapy for all the times I've woken up naked with you.

[salgarian]

Despite my culinary skills (which I am willing to demonstrate for you, of course), I find fast food pancakewiches to be so very irresistible.

[dodo_wordsworth]

Have you ANY idea how many calories are in one of those? I've spent the past few years limited to 600 calories per day. PER DAY. Merely licking one of those must give you that many.

[salgarian]

What can I say? I find ways to keep in shape.

[shehathstood]

I'm secretly a cold, cold bitch and am hiding it behind the adorable that I can't quite shed from childhood.

[nutting]

That's a damn lie. You were a cold, cold bitch when you were little.

(You stepped on my LEGOS and broke my multi-colored castle. :/)

[shehathstood]

I didn't step on them, I fell and I fell because you pushed me, you wretched little whoreface. :P

[nutting]

I pushed you because you were kicking my LEGO horses around like soccer balls!

ur meen, i h8 u.

[earltwo2point0]

I already gave confession this week, and received penance, then absolution. I'll have to go out and sin again first, before I can confess here.

Would you like to help?

[dodo_wordsworth]

Well, that depends on how sinful you would have to be in order to feel enough regret and disdain for yourself and your actions to require penance.

For example, are we talking little white lie about breaking curfew, something more middle-ground such as making out with your brother's boyfriend or something entirely wicked like a weekend bender that ends with you chained to a bed and violated in many ways as you beg for stimulants so you can stay up long enough to repeat it over and over and over...? Or was it more like the worst possible thing you could do (which would be actually BUYING designer clothes at retail)?

[earltwo2point0]

...are the chains and stimulants actually an option? Because the spirit is willing and there's nothing weak about the flesh.

[thesimpleart]

I think sex doesn't sound like nearly as much fun as playing WoW.

[nutting]

I'm sure playing WoW sounds a lot more fun than sex. But, like a lot of other things in life, I find that the theory is clearly inferior and inverse to the actual practice.

[thesimpleart]

I'll take your word for it. :)

[nutting]

You don't have to. It's an opinion sort of thing!