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Dogs & Virginity (but not virgin dogs) and Werewolf Sex

Jun 20, 2010 17:04

( Beware: Talk of werewolf sex beneath the cut. )

dogs and virgins, m2 is my otp, wtfedyfff, screw you guys going home, crack my brain, dream in which..., i apologize to my flist

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casiedearestfic June 20 2010, 21:23:07 UTC

Baby, come on, don't be like that.

You know I only share my deep dark secrets with those I love, this means I love you, baby!

And I swear I can make it up to you.

I already spoke to Chuck. He's up for it. I'll let you play with him, but... you need to let me watch.

Y/Y?

All my love, Casie.

dodger_sister June 21 2010, 01:43:12 UTC

First, don't touch me. I feel unclean.

Second, I know you like to pretend otherwise, but we are both fully aware that I am in a serious relationship with Chuck. We are trying to get pregnant.

I meant Rob. Rob, your husband. Send him immediately. Preferably stoned and with his guitar. I am not hiding Jensen in the closet. He is not writing Rob love songs that may or may not be to the tune of the One Tree Hill theme.

Fine, you can watch but you are NOT allowed to speak. The disturbing things that come out of your mouth have no place in my bedroom.

Got it?

casiedearestfic June 21 2010, 01:44:48 UTC

This comment was too funny to reply to seriously, I fail.

dodger_sister June 21 2010, 01:45:05 UTC

PS: Go here - Read This - M2 4evah.

anyothergirl415 June 20 2010, 21:52:07 UTC

I'm a bit disturbed by this. A bit. Except!!! Mike/Misha FTW :D I can fully get on board that :D

dodger_sister June 21 2010, 01:49:03 UTC

M2 4evah! OMG, your story! Squared Pairings are the best (see, squared pairings would be a good answer to every math student's question of "When am I ever going to apply this in real life?" Um, if you want to square your slash. That's when.)

Also, werewolves are not badass, Dean. They really, really aren't. Sorry, if I scarred you for life. Would you like some bleach to scrub down with?

liptonrm June 20 2010, 23:26:02 UTC

You're a crack monkey.

And I think you need to watch YouTube clip. Trust me, it's relevant to your interests.

dodger_sister June 21 2010, 01:56:33 UTC

I do enjoy the crack and the monkeys. I can't decide if this dream would have been better or worse if Chad had shown up.

So that someone yelled across the hall - "Why did you make a post titled Dogs and Virginity?" and I yelled back "Yeah, you probably don't want to read that."

Chris Colfer is the cutest most adorable little thing that ever lived! And hot damn, why does Kurt need Finn to protect him when Kurt can do that? Kurt should totally do more of that. How adorable was Amber, wanting to watch but also wanting to hide? OMG, I was all "I haven't checked newsletter in a week, I'm missing things." and then you went and found me things. I loves you. <--I've started talking like an internet fangirl! Shit. I meant, Dude you are very hardcore and shit. Crap ( ... )

aythia June 21 2010, 05:37:41 UTC

I know I said your mind works in mysterious ways... can I take it back? I aren't sure it works at all!

That was...uhm...yeah. Ok. I...

No, there isn't words for it. Really not.

dodger_sister June 22 2010, 06:46:57 UTC

I know! Most. F-ed. Up. Thing. Ever.

Why couldn't I have had a nice Climbing-on-Jared dream? Or a Chad Michael Murray dream? Or a zombie dream? Or a dream involving all three of those?

Why, brain, why?!

aythia June 22 2010, 10:58:53 UTC

Maybe...it's your brains way of telling you that you dream too much of Jared-climbing while awake? Maybe your brain just wanted you to have some time off...

Or you know, maybe your brain is just really strange...