When Tim Russert entered the Men's Room, Chuck Norris would sit down to pee.

[doctorx]

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned my father's news addiction before. In case I haven't, the TV schedule in the living room goes like this

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[stvandal]

Damn, he musta been Scottish!

[b36]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! :)

I've also heard that even Jack Bauer wears Tim Russert pyjamas.