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Sep 03, 2006 09:59

I suspect my brain is trying to get me to write several fics simultaneously again. I think I once managed to work on three at the same time before, but it really messed with my sense of "what's going on." And when I say "simultaneously," I mean three fics open in three different windows, flitting from one to the other like a hummingbird on crack ( Read more... )

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In which I abuse my thesaurus. apathocles September 7 2006, 18:34:07 UTC
The gleaming hero with hair the colour of liquid sunshine let his tentacles move down over his comrade's engorged musculature, lingering when they got to that taut, lumpy, fabulous all-American ass.

As much as he hated to release his hold on Cap's bulgy, quivering manflesh, he briefly spared a couple of tentacles to rip Captain America's costume apart from behind, shredded red, white, and blue fluttering gallantly to the ground.

Booster worked one glimmering golden tentacle down between two improbably-muscled cheeks, and the Guardian of All Things Wholesome and Good clenched again, gargantuan veins throbbing visibly in his improbable neck, stumbling as Lilliputian feet struggled to hold the weight of his pulsating, assymetrical body. He grimaced and grunted in a deeply masculine fashion; whether it was pleasure, pain, or a particularly nasty case of constipation, the Effulgent Enforcer could not be certain ( ... )

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Re: "I must become something that all men fear. I shall become...A PRIEST!" apathocles September 8 2006, 16:21:17 UTC
He wears nothing but leather panties and a BIG HONKIN' CRUCIFIX.

I love that icon. It makes me happy when skies are grey.

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If I could feel this thing you call shame, I'm sure I would be feeling it now. poisonivory September 8 2006, 19:28:55 UTC

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Re: If I could feel this thing you call shame, I'm sure I would be feeling it now. doctorv September 8 2006, 20:18:36 UTC
o.o ...

If there were a way to harness the sheer...Wrong in this thread, we could power a zillion lightbulbs for a zillion years. Oh lordy.

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Re: If I could feel this thing you call shame, I'm sure I would be feeling it now. poisonivory September 9 2006, 15:14:31 UTC
I've got scientists working on it now. This much wrong should not be wasted!

(P.S. I apologize for hijacking your LJ with trashy drawings. Sometimes the trash just takes over. :P )

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Re: If I could feel this thing you call shame, I'm sure I would be feeling it now. apathocles September 9 2006, 09:28:57 UTC
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD ILLUSTRATE THIS

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Wow, Booster's... impressive.

And now I'm wondering what possible reason he could have for wearing gloves. And if Ted is just wearing the undies, or if he's actually fully-clothed. It's a little hard to tell. Hee, hard.

In conclusion: I LOVE YOU

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Re: If I could feel this thing you call shame, I'm sure I would be feeling it now. poisonivory September 9 2006, 15:16:02 UTC
I suspect Booster's got a pair of socks down there.

He is wearing the gloves because they are SLICK and VINYL and Ted likes that. Also, Ted is fully clothed (see his little priest collar?) but not for long!.

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Re: If I could feel this thing you call shame, I'm sure I would be feeling it now. apathocles September 9 2006, 19:42:06 UTC
Reaching in and pulling the socks out = his Kryptonite. (Whether green K or pink K, I'm not certain.)

I saw the collar, but I wasn't certain if there was more costume beneath that, or if the collar was just there by itself. ;) Still, he has to look respectable. He's a priest! A pillar of the community!

*does not at all laugh at word 'pillar'*

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Re: If I could feel this thing you call shame, I'm sure I would be feeling it now. apathocles September 9 2006, 19:43:43 UTC
Also, this picture should be shared with the WORLD.

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Re: If I could feel this thing you call shame, I'm sure I would be feeling it now. unlovablehands September 10 2006, 05:39:48 UTC
*shows up with my icon!* *approves*

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Re: I can only take comfort in the fact that I stopped before this. doctorv September 9 2006, 01:32:25 UTC
Are we leaving it there?

...If that can be made worse, I want to live in blissful ignorance of it. Lalala, puppies kittens sunshine rainbows, lalalalala.

"Fic" posted here. (I suspect I went on at length for the Author's Notes, and am considering using the "small" tag-thing on them. If you have anything to add, let me know. ^_^)

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Re: I can only take comfort in the fact that I stopped before this. apathocles September 9 2006, 09:30:41 UTC
I guess Booster will have to remain unfulfilled, then. You just want him to suffer, don't you? :p

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Re: I can only take comfort in the fact that I stopped before this. apathocles September 8 2006, 15:29:19 UTC
Also: in my deeply random dream last night, you were driving a train. Not that you were an actual train driver -- no, you were just all 'I want to catch this train', and then you went up the front and presumably kicked the driver out of their seat, 'cause next thing I know, DOC IS DRIVIN'.

Why didn't you tell me you know how to drive trains, huh? I was rather surprised. (And no, there were no tunnels. You can rest easy. *g*)

I guess this is what happens when the Booster/Cap porn is the last thing you read before you go to bed. All things considered, I think I got off pretty lightly. Liefeld!Cap is best left to the waking realm.

THE END.

[/procrastinating on fic-writing liek woah]

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Re: In which I abuse my thesaurus. chameleongirl79 September 7 2006, 21:55:07 UTC
... OMG I LOVE YOU!

*Brain has melted from the crack*

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Re: In which I abuse my thesaurus. apathocles September 8 2006, 14:43:15 UTC
ZE FEELINK, SHE IS MUTUAL

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