It's my LJ and I'll whine if I want to.
I suspect my brain is trying to get me to write several fics simultaneously again. I think I once managed to work on three at the same time before, but it really messed with my sense of "what's going on." And when I say "simultaneously," I mean three fics open in three different windows, flitting from one to the other like a hummingbird on crack
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"Who are you?" Cap demanded, teeth clenched with manliness as he threw out his chest challengingly. A full-body flex of muscles rippled over his massive body.
"Who wants to know?" the shining golden embodiment of manhood shot back, teeth clenched as well. The waving of his suit's tentacles seemed to grow more purposeful as they stretched out further, as if feeling out the air like the antennae of some auric insect.
"Captain America," Cap growled, voice deepening with national pride, and testosterone. At the name of his great nation, he felt almost hyper-sensitive to his suit, covering him from well-veined head to dainty foot in the colors of his country's flag. God, baseball, and Mom's apple pie that was hot.
"Any relation to Captain Atom?" asked the man, whose hair shone and rippled like amber waves of grain ( ... )
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As much as he hated to release his hold on Cap's bulgy, quivering manflesh, he briefly spared a couple of tentacles to rip Captain America's costume apart from behind, shredded red, white, and blue fluttering gallantly to the ground.
Booster worked one glimmering golden tentacle down between two improbably-muscled cheeks, and the Guardian of All Things Wholesome and Good clenched again, gargantuan veins throbbing visibly in his improbable neck, stumbling as Lilliputian feet struggled to hold the weight of his pulsating, assymetrical body. He grimaced and grunted in a deeply masculine fashion; whether it was pleasure, pain, or a particularly nasty case of constipation, the Effulgent Enforcer could not be certain ( ... )
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Booster, you gotta go for the LADIES if you want something strapping and virile. That's how the Laws of Liefeld work!
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Booster wants the scary muscles and the bulge! Whatever shall he do? :(
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Iceman?
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*is now in the Booster/Goddamn Batman place, WHY*
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That said, would you be okay with me combining these into one actual post and then tell the folks over at dcfic_index about the crack so it can be added to the list? I would, of course, give you half credit. :D
God knows I don't want more than my fair share of the credit for this. XD
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*does not at all go to the ChoirBoy!Booster/Priest!Ted place*
Heh, go for it. I only ask that you make an edit in my part, as I not only used both 'improbably' and 'improbable', but I used them both in the same sentence. *shamefaced* Maybe... 'unlikely neck'?
(Yes, I am fully aware of the insanity of wanting to beta this. LEAVE ME ALONE.)
Also, links to Cham's icon and Tentacle!Booster would probably be a good idea, so all the pulsating makes at least some sense. *g*
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...well, there's a kink I didn't know I had.
Of course, in my head this mostly consists of Booster going "But I'm an athiest!" and Ted going "...I think I'm an agnostic Jew?" And then they have sex in the rectory. Hee, rectory.
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Heeeeeeee. They so would say (and do) that. Maybe they are undercover, for great justice?
Booster: If I don't give you a blowjob, our cover will be blown! Hee, 'blown'.
Ted: Booster, what have I told you about making mass generalisations?
Booster: That they're a good thing when they lead to having sex in the rectory?
Ted: ... You're smarter than you look.
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Also Booster getting into fights with the other choirboys. "You're too tall to be a choirboy." "Shut up, you little punk!"
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After writing and reading Liefeld!Cap/ExtremeJustice!Booster smut with tentacles (which is probably secretly a threesome because of Skeets)...that actually looks pretty harmless. Of course, it would have to be legal-age!Booster in order for me to...oh hell. Why am I even considering this AU? I have a hookerAU to write! Gah!
...I think it might be setting up to be another comment-fic. Damn.
Yes, I am fully aware of the insanity of wanting to beta this.
XD I just assumed it was on purpose. I did a few doubles in my part just to up the "bad-fic"ness.
How's "dubious" grab you? Dubious neck? (I'll put "unlikely" in until I get a reply, don't worry. ^_^)
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Booster could be a hooker that Priest!Ted picks up. Priest!Ted is so moved by how awesome Booster's butt looks in leather his plight that he takes him in and makes him a choirboy. Out of LOVE.
... At this stage, I have no idea what I'm even saying anymore.
Dubious is also good! I give you full editorial control. (Are we leaving it there? *eg*)
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He tries to steal the hubcaps off the Popemobile while the Pope is in the middle of SOME HUGE MOTHERFUCKING PROCESSION. It is caught on several dozen cameras, and beamed around the world. And then he tries to get famous off it, and Ted's all, 'no, you cannot embrace fame in this way, for there is crime to be fought! SEXY PAPAL CRIME!', and Hooker!Booster pouts and threatens to stop wearing the leather pants.
Of course, Ted initially became a priest when one came flying through his window. Oh, lounging-around-with-a-pipe-playboy!Ted.
I think we have successfully brought this post to more than a hundred comments. WOOT.
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