so last night i got pulled over, on a bike. i got searched for drugs and he ran my license cuz i was riding a bike at night. do these guys have nothing better to do than pull over guys on bikes? i htink so. rednecks are fucking weird, dude.

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http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1117610990yrf
its fuckin' hilarious.

0k, all gone!

Take the quiz: "Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? "

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UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP DOCTORTWITCHY AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
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it fits!

( keep it or shave it? )

( if ur bored enuf to read it all )

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

so i got me a myspace. everybody on here that has one add me to ur friends. http://www.myspace.com/doctortwitchy. and if u dont have one, get one. ima drag all of you down into this thing with me.