Fic: Bang

[doctorpancakes]

Bang
by me, doctorpancakes
Fandom: Mighty Boosh
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1305
Author’s Notes: For Bluey, who asked for “Howard/Vince, Christmas crackers” for Christmas.

Comments

[life_downsized]

“Noooooo, bow ties are not cool! Ugh, it’s awful Howard, look how much brown he’s got on!”

...you are wonderful.
(Also, this reminded me of Roy: "They have the capacity to give me a little fright...")

[doctorpancakes]

Oh Roy and his little fright, bless him. I have to finish writing my IT Crowd story. I love them so.

(Vince has a point, though: It really does take a very special person to pull off a bowtie.)

[doctorpancakes]

Me, I play tetris for 15 minutes until I realize I should have put the potatoes on 15 minutes ago. Tetris shag?

[concupiscence66]

“Is it?” asked Vince, shrugging nonchalantly. “I’ve usually had a lot of cider and eggnog by this time in the day. Nothing weird about needing to have a wee, Howard.”

“At the same time, every single Christmas day, for thirty years?” asked Howard.

So many lines cracked me up but this was my favorite! Their whole day sounds so lovely. There needs to be a Boosh Christmas special and they need to include the just-before-dinner-shag!

[doctorpancakes]

I highly approve of this being filmed. HIGHLY.