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Fic: The Logistics of a Cuddly Bear Mating With A Peacock (9/10)

Aug 01, 2011 17:37

The Logistics Of A Cuddly Bear Mating With A Peacock (9/10)
by me, doctorpancakes
Fandom: Mighty Boosh
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13, this chapter
Word Count: 1020, this chapter (11366, so far)
Warnings: references to adult situations; hipsters
Disclaimer: I own an ipod full of the female singer-songwriters mentioned below, but not the Boosh ( Read more... )

boosh, love, weddin', slash, cuddly bears and peacocks, howince

Comments 16

jadore_histoire August 1 2011, 22:55:59 UTC

Howard's parents are so cute, you have to have them come back in a later story!

This was so sweet...did Vince get his wish for a giant tea cake for a wedding cake? And I love all the Boosh references!

JUST MARRIED
(also, I hear he bums llamas)

ESPECIALLY THIS

doctorpancakes August 3 2011, 04:53:49 UTC

Of course he gets his cake! Fuck knows if I can figure out how to do it, I'm making that cake, yo.

pitpony13 August 2 2011, 01:40:16 UTC

This is wonderful! Howard's dad's drawn out speech was perfect! And I love Vince thinking that Howard would need an itinerary for a foursome!

This was just so lovely and booshy and I can't wait for the next part!

doctorpancakes August 3 2011, 05:00:00 UTC

Howard's dad understands the importance of being able to read a topographic map.

There's a story by Borges about a country where mapping is undertaken on such a detailed level that the map of the country ends up being the same size as the country itself. I'm pretty sure Mr. Moon would totally live there.

twiglady August 3 2011, 01:57:40 UTC

I can barely stand the anticipation! I'm going to spend every waking hour staring at the computer screen :P

doctorpancakes August 3 2011, 05:00:30 UTC

Well, gosh. Thank you kindly, but please don't forget to eat and sleep!

twiglady August 3 2011, 12:55:40 UTC

I'll try my best :p

doctorpancakes August 4 2011, 02:10:51 UTC

;)

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doctorpancakes August 4 2011, 02:14:12 UTC

Oh totally, he's slumped over his sixth manhattan, bow-tie undone and first three shirt buttons unbuttoned, blubbering. There has to be at least one at any wedding reception, y/y?

For serious. I don't know how you could do such a thing without, like, a chart outlining who's doing what to whom and when.

As for owl beaks... well, we wouldn't want to repeat the priapetamol debacle, but who's to say?

bluestocking79 August 4 2011, 03:15:47 UTC

Aww, it's so clever and Booshy and cute and sweet and funny! :D

This one is all about the little, perfect details to me: the fact that Howard's dad is obviously the source of Howard's Awkward Lecture gene, the indie-rock robots farmers and them calling Howard Vince's "hairy wife" (hell, that goes both ways in this relationship, doesn't it?), the threesome/foursome discussion and the fact that Vince knows Howard would have to have an itinerary (and probably diagrams), the reason why Kate Bush is their song and the fact that it ends where it all started (in a way), on a bouncy castle, and the sign on Howard's back, because hey, some thing never do change ( ... )

doctorpancakes August 5 2011, 15:59:09 UTC

Yeah, as far as lectures and awkward tweediness goes, Howard was kind of doomed with those parents, neh? ;) But that's why we love him!

Also I KNOW, right?! Jealous is in his nature. Hell, Vince gets jealous sometimes too... but there's no way that farmer four-way could have worked. Howard would have been all flustered and like "stop licking me, you're supposed to be snogging her for the next five minutes! Where's your copy of the itinerary! The lube's not supposed to make an appearance until 11:15!" and then they'd end up just sort of awkwardly getting dressed again and watching Masterchef until the girls got bored and went home.

BUT HEY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THAT'S AWESOME, right? And I love you and that's also awesome! :3

bluestocking79 August 6 2011, 00:47:34 UTC

~loves you back, which is also really awesome, just like this story~

Vince DOES get jealous, yes... a lot, actually, now that I think about it, which is funny, because he's the flirty one and Howard's the paranoid one! But yeah, it's in Howard's nature to be suspicious and jealous and insecure, and I guess it's a sign of progress that he kept it all inside his head this time, instead of letting it out and making a scene, right? They've got a lifetime to work on it. <3

But OMG yes. That foursome would be the least sexy orgy ever. Howard would be fussing about whether everybody was hydrated, and he'd have the orgasms scheduled out, down to the minute. But that's okay, because they'll make up for it by having lots of mind-blowing sex on their own!

doctorpancakes August 7 2011, 18:05:03 UTC

Vince gets jealous because he's used to being adored, or at least considers himself worthy of that kind of attention, so when that attention seems to be being paid disproportionately to someone else, JEALOUSY. Ultimately, both their jealousies stem from different kinds of deep-seated insecurities they'd rather not articulate.

Also oh yeah, there'd be a minute-by-minute schedule of everything. He'd have a big diagram up on one of those old-skool chalkboards that he's wheeled in from who knows where, so the blue team has the next ten minutes to get to second base, while the red team stands by with a fresh set of AA batteries and lube.