LINK: It's a sad state of affairs when you're over and out in three minutes, and then discover you're out of tissues.

LINK: Love songs are seriously grating on my nerves right now. Why doesn't anyone ever sing about average people things like "This morning I broke the kettle" and "Uh oh, my pants just split when I was getting that file"? Would make us poor average sods feel appreciated.

You Are Stoicism


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6.16. "Nothing has turned out as we expected. It never does. Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is."
Gone With The Wind

Co-written with tartanqueerRyan really, really hated the subway. He had hated it in America and he hated it just as much in London. There was no a single positive ( Read more... )

Your New Name Should Be Ryan Michael


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LINK: If luck is being shat on by a pigeon, what the hell do you do to deserve a bad day? Get shat on by an elephant? Maybe I should have gotten a helmet and brought my shovel to work just in case.