[7] - Belated Flood Reaction [Video, Public]

[doctor_j_crane]

[Crane is in his room, and visible next to him is a stack of books, with titles pointedly turned away from the camera.]

Well, I’m not really sure what to say.

[Beat, in which Crane looks pensive. But only for a second.]

No, actually, I know exactly what I want to say.

To the “Riddler”, you are without a doubt the worst warden on the entire

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[christ_onabike]

Sexual dysfunction. What fucking nonsense is that, you dick?

Crane logic: no one is allowed to use the 'I was drunk' excuse except for him. :D

[doctor_j_crane]

Her grand announcement to the barge clearly indicates some underlying issues. I'm not going to analyse them though. That would be rude, wouldn't it?

[christ_onabike]

Or, perhaps she was pissed, and declaring she loved that bloke, no matter how fucking fat he was. Because some people seem to think loving a fat bloke and wanting to fuck him is a fucking problem.

[doctor_j_crane]

I was more disturbed by the fact that the announcement existed. Not it's content, which I am now attempting to repress. I wasn't referring to the 'fat bloke' bit.

[christ_onabike]

She was fucking drunk. Some people talk about sex when they're drunk. It fucking happens.

Grow up.

[doctor_j_crane]

Who made you her babysitter? If she wants to tell me that, she can tell me herself. It's none of your business.

[christ_onabike]

I just don't like the fucking implication that wanting to fuck fat people makes you fucking dysfunctional.

[doctor_j_crane]

It wasn't about the fat people. If it was about that, half the world would be dysfunctional. It was about her grand announcement of all the wonderful sex that she's been having. That's not something I ever wanted to think about, nor something that should just be bellowed around the barge.

[christ_onabike]

I object to the fucking implication that people who talk about sex when they're drunk are fucking dysfunctional too.

Again, half the fucking world would be dysfunctional.

[doctor_j_crane]

Paddy, I have to say, you seem particularly angry today. Is something wrong?

[christ_onabike]

I'm grand, thanks.

[doctor_j_crane]

It just seemed to hit a sore spot. Trouble at home?

[christ_onabike]

I haven't been home since I fucking graduated. So... don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about, mate.

[doctor_j_crane]

Why haven't you been home? It's not like they're keeping you locked up here.

[christ_onabike]

Cause I've got a fucking job to do here.

[doctor_j_crane]

What, they don't give you people leave? Or are you just a workaholic?