[7] - Belated Flood Reaction [Video, Public]

[doctor_j_crane]

[Crane is in his room, and visible next to him is a stack of books, with titles pointedly turned away from the camera.]

Well, I’m not really sure what to say.

[Beat, in which Crane looks pensive. But only for a second.]

No, actually, I know exactly what I want to say.

To the “Riddler”, you are without a doubt the worst warden on the entire

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[christ_onabike]

Sexual dysfunction. What fucking nonsense is that, you dick?

Crane logic: no one is allowed to use the 'I was drunk' excuse except for him. :D

[doctor_j_crane]

Her grand announcement to the barge clearly indicates some underlying issues. I'm not going to analyse them though. That would be rude, wouldn't it?

[christ_onabike]

Or, perhaps she was pissed, and declaring she loved that bloke, no matter how fucking fat he was. Because some people seem to think loving a fat bloke and wanting to fuck him is a fucking problem.

[doctor_j_crane]

I was more disturbed by the fact that the announcement existed. Not it's content, which I am now attempting to repress. I wasn't referring to the 'fat bloke' bit.

[alzarian_youth]

I was drunk. Flood drunk at that.

[doctor_j_crane]

Well, I don't doubt that. You were very persistent though.

[alzarian_youth]

So were you.

[doctor_j_crane]

I was only reacting to how agressive you were.

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[youdaman]

Everyone has a voice. [She says sarcastically in response to having a problem with it.] Just know that you'll get a lot of bullshit from the people you mentioned and their friends, and that's for you to handle unless it goes too far. At which case I'll step in.

[There's a brief pause and she pushes a strand of hair back behind her ear and purses her lips.] Good to have you back.

[private/video] :D

[doctor_j_crane]

I do know that it isn't the best response. But they were hardly doing the decent thing during the flood, so I think I'm justified in pointing it out.

Good to be back.

[private/video] hay beebs. :3

[youdaman]

I never said you weren't justified, just telling you that in my experience it's going to stir up some shit.

[private/video] I'm so excited for the flood. :D

[doctor_j_crane]

You're probably right. I'll make sure to keep a lid on it.

[thatlibbychick]

Dysfunction? My sexual relationship is perfectly healthy!

I love that the barge makes these ridiculous conversations exist. :D

[doctor_j_crane]

See, this is what I'm talking about. That's wonderful for you, but you really should stop announcing it to the whole barge. It's your reaction to your relationship that's dysfunctional. It's like a fifteen year old announcing to everyone that she's gotten her first boyfriend.

ME TOO OMG

[thatlibbychick]

I was incredibly drunk. Add to that the year and a half I spent separated from him after I died. Naturally, I'm kind of excited to be with him again.

One who refuses to accept this reality shouldn't be attempting to psychoanalyze anyone, least of all another therapist. Deal with that first.

[doctor_j_crane]

You have totally missed my point. I do not want to hear about your relationship.

And playing the reality card? That's a low blow, and you know it.

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[preachyrose]

Now, now, Doctor Crane. No need to thank me.

You have attracted yourself...a follower, however. Someone who was actually asking about you.

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[doctor_j_crane]

What? That's rather odd. I can't imagine who would be doing that.

[Crane's not being sarcastic, he's actually surprised.]

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[preachyrose]

A man named Edward Nygma. He seemed concerned, though whether or not it was genuine has yet to be determined.

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[doctor_j_crane]

That's interesting. I'm sure he'll say what he wants to say, eventually. You're quite right though, just how genuine he is will be something to consider.