No, Really, He Hates Me!

[docbrite]

Elton John (the real one) is starting to get on my nerves. TAKE A HINT AND DROP THE SUBJECT, DUDE.* Billy is obviously not going to give you whatever pathetic validation you're looking for here. Now go listen to "My Life" and hush up. I tell you what, if Ramsey Campbell ever goes to rehab and then calls me out in Rolling Stone for still smoking pot

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[greenwoman]

I hope I am included in this amazing offer. If not, I understand, and hope that I can still show up and throw rose petals. %-)

[docbrite]

Of course you are! Now quit thinking I'm mad at you, because I ain't.

[setsuled]

I love how part of John's reasoning is the lack of new music from Joel. I felt like saying to John, "Because that's working out so well for you."

[castrostation]

I'm supposed to marry some dude in August, but he could easily be replaced. Also, it might be refreshing if in the photos my spouse isn't thirteen inches taller than me. :)

[sjo]

I think you and Chris are both cute, so I'm down with this group marriage thing. I haven't asked my spouse, though. :-)

Wellbutrin is a bit of a stimulant and may be affecting you already. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, who knows?

[enrobso]

I'd marry you in a heartbeat. You had me with your masterful control of a jumbo Caramello Koala in front of an audience you thought was watching someone else here in Melbourne some years ago.

As for Elton, well he never actually came up with anything decent after Bernie Taupin stopped writing his lyrics.