The Worst Thing I've Seen A Cat Do

[docbrite]

I've had my property peed, shat, and puked upon, clawed, shredded, chewed, eaten, smashed, spilled, stolen, and otherwise destroyed by cats. The first two kittens Chris and I ever had together, left alone in my tiny apartment for less than thirty minutes, created such a jaw-dropping mess of dry lentils, split peas, sugar, oil, various spices, and

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[mariadkins]

me too

[lysystratae]

me three - i can just picture my cats and dogs holding him down and trying to lick him to pieces :)

[ezzme]

That is truly disgusting.
The worst I ever had was a cat that rolled in chicken manure. I have no idea why.

My worst animal mess was a dog who rolled in a dead duck, would be my guess, at the duck pond when the kids were walking him. (There were duck feathers stuck in the horrid smelling whatever!) Then the kids brought him home and unleashed him on the screen porch where he pulled his favorite trick of pulling my palm plants out of the pots and root-pruning them, so of course the long dead duck was mixed with dirt, plant roots, gahhhhh and spread all over the porch. The smell was indescribable.

[tekalynn]

The worst thing Zachias has done (that I know of) is affectionately clamber onto my husband's lap after he (the cat) had just used the box during a spot of tummy trouble. He left skidmarks on James' jeans, which James was less than happy about.

They washed out, though.

[docbrite]

Oh, that's a regular hazard around here. As Dolores Claiborne reminds us, yes, shit washes out. Thank God.

[kitmarlowescot2]

Good god, I use to think the worse thing was my mother's first cat Cleo's love rolling around in the ashes of the fireplace on a regular basis.
Higgins my grandfather's siamese we had to put down in July, loved to piss on things. His most famous peeing incident was using the box springs of two mattresses as litter boxes.
Morgan our papillon is in the dog house with my mother because he decided to mess up her new Tomtom my peeing all over it and it's compontents because we came home late last week.

[almeda]

My sister-in-law's white cat used to like to escape down into the basement if the door was left open, and snuggle into one of the many small, dennish places until found and retrieved.

And bathed, because by then he was no LONGER white, but sort of a Burmesey grey -- but splotchier, of course. And it rubbed off on EVERYTHING until he was cleaned.

[kitmarlowescot2]

Yep Cleo would do that and my mother would find pawprints all over her aghan, her white shag room and acourse on the kitchen counter.

[sukikins]

Thank you for the laugh, I've been feeling so sickly.