I went to my cousin's and there's usually nothing ever to do over there ever so I always end up sitting on the couch watching TV. Anyway, I'm sitting there, a Neutrogena commercial with Vanessa Hudgens comes on and throughout the entire commercial all I could think was "I've seen her naked."
I remember several years ago, when I started drumming, my brother accused me of not being able to keep a beat because almost all the songs I played swapped time signatures multiple times. I was very insulted.
Having a bad memory is such a hassle. I lose things and even though I try my hardest I can't remember where I put them. Sometimes I get so frustrated with myself I cry. How does my mother live like this?
Is good! If not a bit difficult to eat, at first. LOL THANK YOU FOR THE CANDY, SAGE. My mother was so, so confused as to why I was getting candy in the mail.
Have any of you ever had Turkish Delight? I remember reading The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe when I was a kid and thinking "OH WOW THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS." and then the movie came out and I was like "OH WOW THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS
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That whenever I wake up with my stomach in knots, my digestive system reprimanding me for the unnecessarily large amount of diary intake the night before, and I barely manage to scurry into the bathroom...the toilet is backed up.
WHY!?
And this isn't the first time this has happened either. The universe hates me.