Emergency state of jihad: Ant attack

[doc_drew]

To the infidels (the ants that have invaded my room):

You will all die at my hands. Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell.

Now get out.

Comments

[bluecontour]

Argh! I hait ants in my room. Evil. Eviiiiiiiiil.

[doc_drew]

It's alright, they're the small little ones, not the big ugly carpenter variety. I think once they see there's nothing in my room of interest (I mean, honestly....there's no food source, no nothing, they'd want....I keep it pretty darn clean) they'll leave.

Besides, the poison granules I've left for them should do job, if it comes down to that.

[bluecontour]

Yeah, I have the same small black kind. They get resistant to the ant food after a while. Evil. And they like eating tissues. Clean tissues from the box. O_o They're totally seasonal though, so they leave.

[doc_drew]

Hmmm...they aren't near any tissue. They're just kinda hanging out, near the wall. I usually just see one or two, now. As long as they aren't coming out in droves, I don't mind. I'm just hoping they'll lose interest and leave eventually. But if they start crawling onto my bed, the hammer's going to fall.

[libran24]

Legendary?

I'd call it antastic. :)

...as heard in Hellbound: Hellraiser II

[doc_drew]

No, legendary. I'm surprised noone picked up on that Pinhead reference. :)