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[zinnia_ziegler]

1. What have been the worst does-not-belong! things you have seen in DN drabbles/fics? Lists or in-depth descriptions, your pick.

2. Three hundred to seven hundred word "stories" on the Pit! What in the name of Snape's snake-mangled corpse makes enough fangirls think this is a reasonable action for there to be four or five pages straight of this?

Comments

[cottonballhead]

1. OC's having children with the DN characters!! -shudders- It's horrible, horrible, I say not to mention friggin' impossible

2. Two paragraphs isn't a story. Why, even my little toddler sister would know that. Little Near knows that too.

3. Some crack fics make more sense than others. Although there are some crack!fics that include OC's and anything with OC's are bad for your health. :(

(hah, sorry, too lazy to log out of rp journal XDD)

[hutong]

I. L being cuddly, cute, sweet, etc. L is a liar, and he will do whatever it takes to achieve his ends (it seems that a lot of L fangirls don't want to admit that L is just about as bad as Light is, and that he's not a sweet little man). He may be childish, but he most certainly is not naive or even nice. I'm sick of people making him extremely OOC because 'he was abused as a child' or 'Watari didn't hug him enough.' L seems to be the character that most people make OOC, and I'm sick of it. He's a strong character, not a child. And just because he eats sweets all the time does not make him sweet

[anonymous]

1. Don't read drabbles. In fics, it's probably the lack of substance. (People don't seem to write so much as transliterate their masturbations.)

2. Avoid fiction shorter than 1,000 words, because plot can't possibly happen in it aside from recap.

(Five pages? I'd be scared, too.)

3. If it involves Ryuk, I'm there. He's basically alien, even if he collects the souls of humans. Human world activities would probably keep him occupied in an amusing way if by some plot device he was somewhere other than in Light's proximity.