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Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

Oct 24, 2007 03:02

Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )

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anonymous November 22 2009, 13:55:18 UTC

L/Light. Tennis talk.

Dirty tennis talk.

Some sort of mention of love... bonus points if they talk about how it's zero (because honestly I'm not much into them being lovey-dovey). Positioning, serving, and working on improving your stroke.

Someone who actually knows something about tennis (i.e., not me) could probably come up with more, so go wild. Whether it leads to sex or not is up to you, but I definitely want them to get hot and bothered talking about tennis, likely while they are exhausted and sweaty after a game. It could just lead to them going back to their respective homes and masturbating furiously. Or nothing at all. Or sex. Whatever.

IDK JUST DO IT

anonymous November 22 2009, 14:08:03 UTC

YES PLEASE DO

anonymous November 22 2009, 17:16:56 UTC

ROFL, SO SECONDED.
I'd write it if I knew a damn thing about tennis. xD
(flannel 1972? what the eff, captcha?)

OP anonymous November 22 2009, 17:41:14 UTC

Ohhhh, I just was reading a list of tennis terms.

Can we also include "double-handed" and "palming the ball?"

Also, to add, I about flipped out when I realized the word Light used when he said that you need a good offense... yup, that's right, he said "semeru." So, obviously, verbal fights for dominance are win.

Re: OP anonymous November 22 2009, 17:46:29 UTC

rofl I never noticed he said that. oh yes, this needs to be done.

Re: OP anonymous November 22 2009, 17:53:18 UTC

Flatliner - A player that hits the ball flat with a very low trajectory with exceptional depth and accuracy such that the ball strikes the lines often. Also said because their shots cause their opponents to "flatline".

Light's style, y/y

also why is there a wikipedia article for this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunting_%28tennis%29

OP again anonymous November 24 2009, 10:00:27 UTC

TOTALLY HIS STYLE.

exceptional depth and accuracy o rly <3

and I fucking love wikipedia. Yes, please make them grunt at some point.

omg I can't stop looking at these:

Grinder - A player who plays a baseline game; also called a "baseline player."
Hitting on the rise - playing the ball before it has reached the peak of its bounce. Also known as "taking the ball early."
Head - The part of the racket comprising the frame and strings.
Ready position - shot preparation. Weight slightly forward, knees slightly bent, racket up and in front of
the body.
Receiver - The player who receives service throughout a game.
Sudden death - A tie-breaker of predetermined length. The most commonly used are the 9-point tie-breaker, in which the first player to score 5 points is the winner, and the 13-point tie-breaker, which is won by the first player to score 7 points.
Sweet spot - The optimum hitting area, around the middle of the racket face. (SERIOUSLY, THIS)

OK i need to freaking to to bed.

anonymous November 22 2009, 21:54:38 UTC

I know nothing about tennis but I WANT THIS. SO BADLY.

anonymous December 3 2009, 15:51:31 UTC

LOLed at first but now I WANT THIS.

anonymous December 6 2009, 08:04:28 UTC

I read it as 'Dirty Penis Talk'

...either way works fine. Anyone notice that '30 love' rhymes with 'dirty love'? Gah, don't mind me.

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