FC1 - "WHiPs", SlytherinsWench

[otter_ferret]

Title: WHiPs
Author:SlytherinsWench
SlytherinsWench
Rating: R for loads of innuendo
Warnings: A bit fluffy, with a light, smutty frosting.
Author's Notes: Thanks to SJ for her quick advice!
Summary: Wizarding Highway Patrol + 1 Officer Malfoy + 1 speeding Hermione Granger… Can you say, “search me officer?” I know I can!

Comments

[miafitz]

I actually read this a couple of days back so sorry for the delayed review, but man, I so adored this. It was fun and sexy and we have this word in my vernacular tongue of Filipino that I don't think has an accurate English translation but it's something like, it gives you thrills and chills and you just get giddy and grin stupidly a lot. That's the effect of this fic on me.

“Why? Do you light them on fire?”

I have to agree with Hermione, I thought this was effing funny.

I was laughing so hard at Hermione's thoughts. Hee. I love the snark. And man, Officer Malfoy, no words, no words. *dead*

And you're right, good thing Draco knows better. Hee.

Smutty sequel perhaps?

[slytherinswench]

It *is* crying out to be longer, or yes, a sequel. I have no idea when I will find the time, but yeah, I feel there should be more.

I'm so glad you liked it. I loved writing it. I wasn't sure I was going to get finished in time, but when he started walking around in those pants, well, it was on. :)

So what is the word?

[miafitz]

Hee, well I'll be waiting for a continuation!

Malfoy in various pants is a popular theme in fandom. (Side note, a more popular theme is Draco with no pants)

The word is kilig. It's pronounced keeleeg but for our equivalent of valley girl types it's pronounced keeleg. Hehe

[slytherinswench]

Cool. I'll have to cram that into my "words to use" list. Just because I think it's nifty!

[sunnyjune46]

Muahaha!

I was SO curious where you were going with the 'british version of the DMV' question . . . and now I know. And I gots to tell you - my dad was a highway patrolman for like 30 years; they really ARE that arrogant. Especially the good looking ones. :-)

Well done! It was so funny - you really can write it all!

[slytherinswench]

Wow. Thanks, SJ. I'm really glad it turned out. I was worried that it would be just a bit too fluffy.

I have firsthand experience, what with all of the speeding tickets on my record... none so lovely as our Draco, but there were some yummies. And they were all arrogant. *grin*

Hermione was almost the officer... But I couldn't pass up Draco in the outfit.

[dmnsstandy]

What I a rocking story. Definately the funiest and sexiest fic i've read in a long time. It left me with a giant smile on my face... and nice visual wiht malfoy in the WHiPs uniform. Grrr!!

[slytherinswench]

It's all about the visual!Glad I could help you with that. *grin* I think that was the biggest perk writing this...

Bravo

[empathapathique]

Completely loved this. I laughed my ASS off.

It was so cool, because I used to play MASH when I was younger too! I always, always, ALWAYS got the corvet! With Hermione actually buying her Porche, is that saying something about my future? lol.

I LOVED the WHiPs idea. Just the thought of Malfoy in those tight pants... *fans self* You should have a warning on this: May spontaneously combust when reading certain parts.

Awesome work ^_^

Re: Bravo

[slytherinswench]

Thanks! Me too. I always got the limo, but I haven't seen one pulling up to my front door yet. But may you get your corvette.... :)

[sellthelie]

Love it! Brilliant, just brilliant. Why did it have to end? ;)

[slytherinswench]

Thanks! It didn't want to. I'm seriously considering a sequel. I've gotten such wonderful feedback and the story really doesn't feel like it's finished. :) I'll be sure to post on my journal if I do continue. Thanks again, dear!