Title: Prophecies Suck, Even if They Are Fake: A Rambling Tale (in Fourteen Parts) of Draco and Hermione as They Travel the Path to Enlightenment Without Torches or Lumos or Cursed Scars to Guide Them
Authors:
kansol_encore,
unseenlibrarian,
alina290,
captainraychill,
leopion,
pokeystar &
justthedreamsDisclaimer:This work is intended to be a transformative commentary on the original. All characters belong to J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A Muggle carnival sets off an absurd chain of spirally events in which the virgin/whore duality is explored, nuts are spread, towels are ever shrinking, odors are emitted, and of course, babies are made.
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Warnings/Rating: T/crack
Table of Contents
Chapter One:
That'll Be $50 Bucks by kansol_encore
Chapter Two:
Whatever Goes Down, Must Come Up by unseenlibrarian
Chapter Three:
The Unanswered Question by alina290
Chapter Four:
Ready for Your Test, Malfoy? by captainraychill
Chapter Five:
The (Re-)Definition of Weirdness by leopion
Chapter Six:
Dream a Little Dream for Me by pokeystar
Chapter Seven:
AND NOW, AN ANATOMY LESSON, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ST MUNGO'S DEPARTMENT OF MIDWIFERY AND WITCHES' HEALTH by justthedreams
Chapter Eight:
A Melodic and Imperious Whinny by captainraychill
Chapter Nine:
UNICORNS AND NAMES AND NUTS, OH MY! by unseenlibrarian
Chapter Ten:
A Powerful Stench by justthedreams
Chapter Eleven:
Silent and Suffering Hearts by alina290
Chapter Twelve:
Two Left Feet and a Whole Stage to Show-Off...Never Seen on Broadway by kansol_encore
Chapter Thirteen:
A Cruel Allergy, or This is Not How I Want To Confess My Love to Her by leopion
Chapter Fourteen:
And if you do not know me, then how can you be my friend? by pokeystar