SYLWIA, GO FUCK YOURSELF ( Read more... )

This isn't a rant about HiH, per se. It's bitching about Hogsmeade ( Read more... )

( cut for those who really don't give a flying fuck about why I'm in such a pissy fucking mood today )

First off, work was.... weird. I felt like I was high for my entire shift, even though I haven't smoked up at all since... mmm.... probably January. My father, who I refuse to talk to despite him trying his damnedest to get in touch with me, apparently found out from someone where I work and showed up at the coffee shop right near the end of my ( Read more... )

I meant to post the first part this morning before I went to work, but no dice.

So last night was loads of fun. (Actually, it mostly was, too.) I looked hot, too, apparently, because I had a lot of people comment on my appearance (like the rude bitch at the end of the night who yelled at me that I had a "nice shitter" - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK KIND ( Read more... )

OKAY, not that I have the monopoly on Adam Lambert/Lady Gaga tags, but it seriously really REALLY pisses me off when so many people make a zillion tags of him (that I usually think look like shit), and get a zillion orders for them while I get pretty much ZILCH. My graphics do not suck THAT much, you fucking assholes.

Okay, random douchebag who came into the fucking club last night. If I fucking tell you NOT to do something, then you DON'T FUCKING DO IT. CAPICHE? That doesn't mean when I tell you NOT to swing my fucking microphone around, YOU DON'T DO IT AGAIN immediately after I tell you not to. And that sure as SHIT means that when you do it a THIRD FUCKING ( Read more... )

I WISH PEOPLE WHO LIKE LADY GAGA SONGS WOULD GET THE GODDAMN LYRICS RIGHT. I JUST SAW THIS ON A GRAPHIC.

"I want your psycho, your vertical stick"

VERTICAL. HELLO. IT IS VERTIGO. VERTIGO STICK. NOT VERTICAL.

I want your psycho, your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love

I didn't pay attention to this thread when it first popped up, but wow ( Read more... )

I love you, Gozer, but STOP MAKING A MESS IN THE KITCHEN AT ONE AM. Damn dog woke me up by knocking a couple plates from the drainboard onto the floor. I had to go and kick his ass.

Stupid GOOBER. I have to get up in five hours! >.