Strange wanderings of my mind....

[djdragonmatrix]

So during a conversation at work (don't ask how this got started, I don't remember) Bill made the claim that he has no arse. I don't see how he can make that claim, as he is a larger than average person. But, if this is true, that means that my arse is in negitive proportions

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[kukla_tko42]

sorry.
You can't have any of mine. I like it just fine the way it is. HOWEVER, I am sure that there are plenty of mal-adjusted women out there who want tiny little 12 year old boy asses. Talk to them, I'm sure they'll donate.

On another note: You do SO have an arse.

[whymc]

For a modest fee I could arrange for you to rent some portion of my amply-padded academic's bottom. =>