Someone else on my friends list had this posted up there about free iPods. She actually got one. But I looked into it, and not only did I have to sign up for some stupid crap (and spend $6 in the process), but I also have to get five people to sign up and do that stuff in order to get one myself. I'm certainly not as popular as her, so she got ( Read more... )

Stolen from countless people. The authorities have been notified. :-P

Firsts[First job]: That I can remember? Probably as a cashier at Rickel's Home Center (the big place around here well before the days of Home Depot and Lowes ( Read more... )

I had a bunch of things running through my head that I wanted to post about, but it's so disjointed that I can't even make sense of it all. I can't say that after a good night's sleep that I could make sense of it, but that's because I haven't had a good nights sleep in just over seven years since I went into the hospital. But that's besides the ( Read more... )

Quietly lifted from cuddly_katie

If there is someone on your friends list with whom you would like to engage in a hot, sweaty, 4 hour long sexual encounter which - in terms of voracity - would sound like someone banging two steer carcasses together while stirring a 50 gallon bowl of macaroni and cheese over a public address system, then post this exact ( Read more... )

I love this fucking song. A grammy would be in order. :-P OK, maybe not that much, but everytime I hear it, it pleases me greatly to dance in my chair and sing along. And there's not much that can do that. Hell, there's not much that isn't music that can bring out this much from me. The select few, who know who they are, can add my ( Read more... )

2. Stalked mailman. Package received. Mailman recovering nicely ( Read more... )

YES!!! :-D I'm sure she'll kick me out of bed and scream when she realizes who she woke up next to. :-D

There's nothing to report. Other than my rising blood pressure and lack of sleep. I didn't attempt to go to sleep until almost 5 AM, and was awoken in my second tour of sleep (those of you that know me know that I only seem to get 1 1/2-2 hours of sleep at a clip) at just after 8 AM by jackhammers. And not just anywhere. Jackhammers within ( Read more... )

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember.

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Since childhood is a time when kids prepare to be grown-ups, I think it makes a lot of sense to completely traumatize your children. Gets 'em ready for the real world. :-P

And the new Winamp is GOD!!! Free TV, AND PORN!!! HAHAHA.