*whispers to the camera as you flutter around in the background* Here we have the wild and illusive 'dizzy mushroom'. Normally you wont see a beautiful specimen like this darting about, but we just put a whole lot of crack in its coffee. Now kids, don't try this at home but but what we are going to do is wait until she pauses just for a moment. Then, BLAM. We're going to hit her with a tranquilizer dart!
*loads his gun*
*starts whispering to the camera again* Now as I've said before, she is dangerous in the wild now that she is loaded up on crack she is going to be twice and dangerous. Alright we're gonna take a go at 'er! My camera man Jake is going to throw a stick to distract her.
*Jake throws the stick*
*shoots you in the behind when you look!*
*watches you wobble and fall*
she's down! *runs up with the camera man* oh yeah, look at this! *pries open your mouth* viscous teeth! She could probably rip a mans throat out in-- OH CRAP SHE IS COMING TO! *grabs the camera man* gogogo! *flees from the scene!*
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*loads his gun*
*starts whispering to the camera again* Now as I've said before, she is dangerous in the wild now that she is loaded up on crack she is going to be twice and dangerous. Alright we're gonna take a go at 'er! My camera man Jake is going to throw a stick to distract her.
*Jake throws the stick*
*shoots you in the behind when you look!*
*watches you wobble and fall*
she's down! *runs up with the camera man* oh yeah, look at this! *pries open your mouth* viscous teeth! She could probably rip a mans throat out in-- OH CRAP SHE IS COMING TO!
*grabs the camera man* gogogo! *flees from the scene!*
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