The "This is why we can't have nice things" radio show

[caycep]

[The Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" plays.]

That was for Kira, who's wondering why we don't get more requests for Beatles songs. Good question, Kira.

So. [Weighty pause.]

I got a total of four, count 'em, four requests from two people. And Kira's there was one. I'll go ahead and play through the rest before figuring out exactly how you guys are

Comments

[katoustheshit]

The people have spoken. They clearly like assholes on their radio more than nice people.

[caycep]

Evidently. Clearly I'm not being enough of a jerk.

Hmm. Maybe I should put "The Girl from Ipanema" on repeat. D'you think that'd make me enough of an ass?

[katoustheshit]

[Laughs] Which version? Anyway, it might, but it doesn't really fit with your theme. I recommend Night of Fire by Niko.

[caycep]

...wow. That is some grade-A Eurodisco.

[caycep]

[Laughing as well.]

Why hello there, Mister Cheerful.

[skined_shaun]

Hey! Can I get Night Shift by Bob Marley, to stick with the theme an' all.

((would have requested, but don't have it on this computer.))

[caycep]

Hey Shaun. You got it -- here it is. [Song plays.]

[iron_and_latin]

I think maybe we're all just too lazy to think ahead and write stuff down. But how about some Patrick Wolf. The Libertine, maybe?

[caycep]

Maybe it's not so much "lazy" as "preoccupied". But that's a really great choice of song. Here you go. [Song plays.] Thanks, Sam.

[iron_and_latin]

Preoccupied? [Laugh] With what?

No problem. Here's hoping some more people get off their 'preoccupied' backsides and call in, then.

[caycep]

[Chuckle.] Well, I was going to say "busy", but that was even sillier.

Thanks again. Seeya around.

[chantinellie]

Sorry abut that, sweetie, I had a hard time thinking of something to fit the theme. But I'd rather call in live anyway. Can you play Another Rainy Night by Queensryche for me?

[caycep]

Sure thing, Ellie. Here you go. [Song plays.]