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[katoustheshit]

Katou was far too amused by Valentine's Day. When he saw his cards, his amusement grew ten-fold.

He then sent Valentine's to the people who he had gotten along with at some point during his stay.

Comments

[swordandchalice]

Katou,

And it's been nice having a live in cook~!

- Setsuna

[katoustheshit]

Se-chan,

I see. That's all you love me for, huh?

- Katou

[swordandchalice]

Katou,

You want me to be serious?

- Setsuna

[katoustheshit]

Se-chan,

I know you were being serious. I know that's all you like me for! That because Kira and probably Sara and yourself can't cook, you only want me around because I can. I understand, Setsuna. You don't need to justify it.

- Katou

[saintlyheart]

Katou,

It's been very nice living with you, too! Thank you!

Sincerely,
Sara

[sexyamnesiac]

Faye couldn't help but snicker at the card, writing back with:

Katou,

Thanks for the card. I don't have anything to offer, so I guess I can't be your's.

Woe is me.

- Faye

[katoustheshit]

Faye,

I don't know. You're pretty hot.

-Katou

[sexyamnesiac]

Katou,

Oh, you think so? Thanks, then. Wouldn't want you eating my flesh, though, out of pure lust. I know how you cannibals can get.

- Faye

By now, Faye had figured that Katou had been screwing with her head, therefore she thought it best to just play along light-heartedly.

[katoustheshit]

Faye,

It might be hard, but I could try to resist my impuslive flesh-eating urges.

- Katou

[anthony_crowley]

In a good mood (thanks to Ellie), Crowley actually wrote back. In flawless Japanese.

Katou,

I am really hot. Frankly, though, I've had enough of your kisses.

-Crowley

[katoustheshit]

Crowley,

I don't know. I'm pretty sure you got tenth in the parks hottest men contest. And tied with me. I think that right there says something.

It says that I'm totally hot.

-Katou

((Strike-outs legible, but only if he tried.))