So, Logan wasn't the most tactful person on the planet, but he had a hunch even Miss Manners would have a hard time coming up with a good way to say, 'Hey, sugarpuss, you've got a superpowered evil twin suddenly! How about that?'
He decided, as was his wont, to go with blunt n' snarky.
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Letter to Veronica )
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Sorry, man, I'm just not up to getting tossed into a fountain today.
Seriously, what's This is about the Veronica look-alike, isn't it?
-C
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The Veronica look-alike, right after the look-alike of my older sister, who's the ex-girlfriend of my best buddy at Hogwarts but I can't really mention that to her because apparently they haven't broken up yet in her timeline. And all of this right after the Day of Which We Do Not Speak.
Surely that's worth a little fountain-tossing? Please kill me?
Logan
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You forget that the fountain-tossing occurs before the killing. And I should tell you that you can forget jumping off high points too. Setsuna got pushed and floated to the ground.
In all seriousness, how has your head not completely exploded? I mean ... Jesus, Logan, this is so fucked up. All at once like this too.
You want to hang out and vent, you know where to find me. I still have some of the moonshine left over from the party we had here back when.
-C
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Well, if I ever get really bored, that sounds like a fun way to spend an afternoon.
My head has actually imploded already. It's just not noticeable, seeing as how there was already so little in it. Honestly? At a certain point you just have to go "what the hell ever." Except the problem with this place is, you have to keep saying it, and...gah. (Also, I reserve the right to go completely off my rails if someone who looks like my dad shows up. Just, you know, fair warning.)
I may have to take you up on that offer. Let you know after I've talked to the girls.
Logan
P.S.: Not-Veronica has superpowers. Do you have any idea how weird it is to have someone who looks exactly like your ex hitting on you and showing you their superpowers?
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Have you been smoking the painted grass?
Veronica
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Ooh, good suggestion. I'll give it a try.
No, but seriously. I'm thinking 'awkward!' is still pretty appropriate, yeah?
Logan
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I guess. Why? What happened?
Veronica
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If Lilly is around, you might want to ask her. But, short version? Alternate realities and whatever are acting up again. You didn't happen to meet the Trina-lookalike, did you?
Logan
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