Application for Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk/Marvel Comics)
Jen had been walking down a street with Augustus "Pug" Pugliese, having a nice friendly conversation while transformed into the She-Hulk. Then she took a wrong turn and, well, this definitely wasn't New York anymore. Given the amount of times she's been instantly transported before, she wasn't too worried. But then, well, then she was getting questioned.
Mickey coughs theatrically. "'What is your name?'"
Jen was still a little dazed, but she knew this one, easy. "Jennifer Walters, also the She-Hulk, if you want everything covered."
"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles.
"Whoa," Jen said, a little taken aback by the Cat. "To shake the reputation of having slept with Juggernaut?" She thought that was a glib enough answer, but then hastily added "Which I didn't do, by the way!"
"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'"
"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to
give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"
"I'm gonna go with that first one. A, I want my cousin back." She was counting off on her fingers as she went. "I don't care what anyone says, what they did to him was wrong. Space? Really?" She frowned. "Oh, I guess I'm getting a little sidetracked. B, I want Steve back. It's just... the whole hero business isn't the same since what happened. And C? To make it so that Alpha-me never slept with Juggernaut. I know, this is obsessive, but that thing cost me my chance with Wolverine! He had such a tight butt, it just... it wasn't fair!"
Mickey looks rather nonplused at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'"
Jen smirked, a little proudly. "Strength, combat training, and I'm the best lawyer in... wait, that probably won't help in a revolution, will it?"
The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?"
"Yes, yes, and yes," Jen said. "Why pick one?"
"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'"
"Are we combining them? Because that's supervillain territory." Jen shuddered at the though of ninja bears. "But really, pirates at the top. Who doesn't love pirates? Or guys in eyeliner. Soooo pretty. Ummm, next is humans. Because you can't beat people. For conversation, partying, and, well, you know. Wow, I feel horrible saying that to a mouse."
"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'"
"Not a thing," Jen said. "I'm not really a big fan of sharp stuff. Way too deadly."
((This application is for Jennifer Walters/The She-Hulk from Marvel Comics. She comes directly from the end of She Hulk Volume 2, issue 21, not-so-coincidently the end of the most recently issued trade paperback. I'm a new player. I hear y'all are friendly-like, and I hope to be fun for everyone to play with.))
Mickey coughs theatrically. "'What is your name?'"
Jen was still a little dazed, but she knew this one, easy. "Jennifer Walters, also the She-Hulk, if you want everything covered."
"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles.
"Whoa," Jen said, a little taken aback by the Cat. "To shake the reputation of having slept with Juggernaut?" She thought that was a glib enough answer, but then hastily added "Which I didn't do, by the way!"
"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'"
"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to
give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"
"I'm gonna go with that first one. A, I want my cousin back." She was counting off on her fingers as she went. "I don't care what anyone says, what they did to him was wrong. Space? Really?" She frowned. "Oh, I guess I'm getting a little sidetracked. B, I want Steve back. It's just... the whole hero business isn't the same since what happened. And C? To make it so that Alpha-me never slept with Juggernaut. I know, this is obsessive, but that thing cost me my chance with Wolverine! He had such a tight butt, it just... it wasn't fair!"
Mickey looks rather nonplused at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'"
Jen smirked, a little proudly. "Strength, combat training, and I'm the best lawyer in... wait, that probably won't help in a revolution, will it?"
The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?"
"Yes, yes, and yes," Jen said. "Why pick one?"
"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'"
"Are we combining them? Because that's supervillain territory." Jen shuddered at the though of ninja bears. "But really, pirates at the top. Who doesn't love pirates? Or guys in eyeliner. Soooo pretty. Ummm, next is humans. Because you can't beat people. For conversation, partying, and, well, you know. Wow, I feel horrible saying that to a mouse."
"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'"
"Not a thing," Jen said. "I'm not really a big fan of sharp stuff. Way too deadly."
((This application is for Jennifer Walters/The She-Hulk from Marvel Comics. She comes directly from the end of She Hulk Volume 2, issue 21, not-so-coincidently the end of the most recently issued trade paperback. I'm a new player. I hear y'all are friendly-like, and I hope to be fun for everyone to play with.))