[LJ Idol, Season 7-0] The Introduction
Hello ladies. And gentlemen.
Look at your partner, now back to me. Look at them again, now back to me again. Do they look like me? No. Could they look like me? You have NO IDEA. Why? Because this is an introduction... on livejournal.
All you know of me is what's been presented to you in a spectacular fashion by me. By the time I've woven my narrative of self-aggrandizing depictions you'll swear you've seen me looking back at you, eyes asparkle with of all the intelligence I could find on Google to present to you. The sunset on the beach behind me, highlighting the toned abs graced to me by Photoshop. Narrating this post to you in a sexy baritone voice you'll dream of long after this contest is over, because that's how you'll think of me, because that's how I want you to think of me.
Diamonds.
With days to prepare armed with a thesaurus, proofreading friends, spell-checking software, and a plenitude of writing samples from the internet I will do everything I can to dazzle you and win your vote. And I'm not alone, oh no. Quickly peruse any online dating site, resume collection, blog concentrator or message board. The world is full of fabulous people, just ask them. It's a dog eat dog world, you should put your best foot forward and you only get one chance to make a first impression, so why not fabricate the best one you can, just like them?
Outstanding.
I'm on Livejournal. But it may not be me at all.
Look at your partner, now back to me. Look at them again, now back to me again. Do they look like me? No. Could they look like me? You have NO IDEA. Why? Because this is an introduction... on livejournal.
All you know of me is what's been presented to you in a spectacular fashion by me. By the time I've woven my narrative of self-aggrandizing depictions you'll swear you've seen me looking back at you, eyes asparkle with of all the intelligence I could find on Google to present to you. The sunset on the beach behind me, highlighting the toned abs graced to me by Photoshop. Narrating this post to you in a sexy baritone voice you'll dream of long after this contest is over, because that's how you'll think of me, because that's how I want you to think of me.
Diamonds.
With days to prepare armed with a thesaurus, proofreading friends, spell-checking software, and a plenitude of writing samples from the internet I will do everything I can to dazzle you and win your vote. And I'm not alone, oh no. Quickly peruse any online dating site, resume collection, blog concentrator or message board. The world is full of fabulous people, just ask them. It's a dog eat dog world, you should put your best foot forward and you only get one chance to make a first impression, so why not fabricate the best one you can, just like them?
Outstanding.
I'm on Livejournal. But it may not be me at all.