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[divinepan]

$409.00.
$409.00.
to fix his fucking stupid, dented in piece of crap toy car.
does he think i'm rich?

i'm sorry, if in the next few weeks, if you bother me with stupid problems i slap you.
and then chloroform your face and leave you on i-95.
in a cage with a gorilla.
that has rabies.
i can go on,
but i have to go be bored at work.

Comments

[runepidemic]

If you backed into a parked car like Sam says you did, I'm never going to stop making fun of you.
I'm mean.

[divinepan]

i didn't back into one.
i cut the wheel too soon on a rainy fucking day, while lighting a cigarette,

and skimmed the back of his parked car.
there's like, nothing there.

[runepidemic]

you dork. smoking + turning = really bad idea.

did you get a written estimate from a mechanic, or is $409 a number they pulled out of their ass?
what kind of car does he have?

[callmeabeauty]

well at least i got the parked car part right.

[tehehe89]

and then chloroform your face and leave you on i-95.
in a cage with a gorilla.
that has rabies.

that part made me laugh really really hard
thank you :)