Comments | divalita: Teeny bopper crap, ew

divalita

Teeny bopper crap, ew

Jun 01, 2009 21:01

Tatum and Jason are forcing me to watch Twilight because apparently New Moon looks amazing. Five minutes into it I was already annoyed to death by Bella. And for a vampire as old as Edward is supposed to be, he sure is a shy insecure little bitch. Give me a vampire like Bill Compton or Eric Northman any day. Mmmm mmmm. I just finished the next to ( Read more... )

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venedotia June 2 2009, 07:34:09 UTC

I totally understand the appeal of twilight but honestly the author completely destroyed the whole vampire myth. Uhm vampires aren't supposed to fucking sparkle in the sunlight, they are supposed to burst into flame dammit!

And seriously, the books are not that great. In each book she mentions Edward's rock hard chest like 8 times.

divalita June 2 2009, 13:33:05 UTC

There was the sunlight=sparkling thing, there was the vampire fight scene in a room of mirrors... bleh. I understand wanting to give vampires a different face and make them more appealing, but don't completely change the entire myth surrounding them. I refuse to read the books on principle, but now I can say I've seen the first movie for myself and have an educated opinion on why it's crap :)

In the Sookie Stackhouse novels, Charlaine Harris mentions how big and perky Sookie's rack is like 8 times, but for some reason that doesn't bother me like the emo teenybopper whiny-ness of Twilight.

lotus_n_my_hair June 2 2009, 13:22:42 UTC

LOL! I heard how supremely lame the Twilight series is...And the more details I receive, the harder I laugh...Sparkling vampires, hahahahahahaha!

divalita June 2 2009, 13:34:00 UTC

Like I said to Tracie, I refuse to read the books on principle. But Tatum and Jay forced me to watch the movie and now I can say yes, it IS crap, and I wouldn't read the books if you paid me.

riostar June 2 2009, 17:39:13 UTC

But Amber OH MY GOD the books are SSSSSOOOOOOO amazing, and then you have to pick if you like Edward or Jacob then buy a bunch of shirts about it and swoon every time you see RPatts face, OMG RPATTS!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!! Could Bella be more boring for this girl everyoe s supposed to be throwing themselves over?

Give me my Ann Rice any day, her shit wasn't even the bible on vampires but it was better reading growing up than this shit. I cant even get past the summary on the jacket cover.

krissiekay June 3 2009, 08:00:24 UTC

lol i just started reading Dead until Dark and i am lovin it