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[distortionnoise]

Heh, this is Smash Academy? I don't know why so many people like this place. It's just another human school.

But I guess I'll stay a little longer. Heck, maybe this place will turn out to be something interesting. You humans should feel blessed to be in the presence of a great god like myself.

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[4x4_of_manly]

Another god thing?

[distortionnoise]

Yeah, but I'm the best god-

Wait, there are other gods here?

[4x4_of_manly]

I don't know. A bunch of Pokemon ones. I sort of gave up keeping track of them.

Anyway, guess since I'm the first person to write in here, I'll say welcome to the school.

[distortionnoise]

What?! I-I mean- No lesser god like the ones here will be able to out- uh- out god me!

[betterthanawiki]

Well, well. Isn't this a surprise?

[distortionnoise]

What are you talking abou-

Wait-

YOOOOOUUUUUUUU!

[betterthanawiki]

Me.

[Aaaand private:]

Don't tell me you're actually shocked to see me...? Aiya... it would be awfully careless for someone in your position to just brazenly enter without checking who else lives here.

You're certainly a bold one, no doubt. Tell me... are you aware that the Original One is here, too?

[Private]

[distortionnoise]

Hah. I don't need to check who's staying here when I'm so powerful. I could take on anyone, including her.

[monotreme_101]

It's not JUST a human school.

There are plenty of non humans here too.

[distortionnoise]

Yeah, I see that now.

What are you?

[monotreme_101]

If you were a God, wouldn't you know that already?

Certain other Gods have been able to guess my favorite muffin flavor without ever even having to ask.

[distortionnoise]

Why would I want to know about something as unimportant as who you are, let alone what your favorite muffin flavor is?

[king_of_the_boo]

Well aren't we all high and mighty.

Pfff god. You're a god if Kamek's straight.

[distortionnoise]

I have no idea who the hell this Kamek person is, but I know that I'm a god, and that I could easily destroy you. Right now, if I wanted to.

[king_of_the_boo]

Pssssh yeah right.

[distortionnoise]

...What's your name?

[things_go_boom]

Whatever you say lame-o.

Do you have a name or should I keep calling you a lame-o?

[distortionnoise]

It's Giratina, the god of dimensions.

Who are you?

[things_go_boom]

[Woop woop research, holy crap.]

Name's Lash. I guess you're one of Sparky's family.

[distortionnoise]

...Who the hell is Sparky?