Halloween

[distortedcanvas]

Ok, so here's my naked hobo Halloween costume for anyone who is interested. Do you think I should add some blankets to it?

Comments

[siryn_song]

You could do a newspaper blanket.

I'm glad you're out and about again.

[distortedcanvas]

Aw, that's kind of sad.

I had to be if I was meeting you at the pizza place. I can't really take my loft with me to a restaurant.

[its_notluck]

Probably an old wool blanket and don't forget a cap.

[distortedcanvas]

Yes! I didn't think about a cap at all, but I've got one of those blankets lying around somewhere.

[its_notluck]

A dirty gray cap would work and then you'd be set!

[john_movinon]

I think I've decided I'm not a huge fan of this costume. Like, nothing to do with you, just in general. However, the nakedness will probably help with that.

[distortedcanvas]

What? Why? What's wrong with it?

[john_movinon]

Ah, nothing. Just a personal hangup. I meant the hobo idea in general, doesn't really matter who the hell was wearing it.

There was one winter I was living on the streets I would have probably killed for those boots. Or been killed for them, if I had them first.

[distortedcanvas]

...you were encouraging it all month, laughing with me and everyone else. Now it's suddenly not ok?

[kara_marie]

Why naked?

[distortedcanvas]

Because I'm naked a lot. It was easy.

[kara_marie]

You should leave something to the imagination, you know. Otherwise you'll look more like a flasher than a destitute dude.

[distortedcanvas]

I am, I'm covered with a coat, just naked underneath. And I don't know what destitute means.