Man... How did I get this cool?

[disthugnoshowa]

It's one thing to be know as the token drunken slut. That seems to be commonplace in colleges these days. However, it is quite another to be the "bloody" drunken slut. Then you just KNOW that the bitch has been used and abused. Last night I was the bloody drunken slut and this my account of the events that led up to that point. How does one

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[the_pho_ho]

hopefully this will be me someday...notice how i say hopefully. strange, yes...but ludicrous and unbelievable? not even. i want long beach to own me. there! i said it! this story was truely monumental.

[0000itsbarber]

good game.

[taylorich]

hhahaha
omg your stories are the besttttt