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[distemperate]

Why did my clock just jump three minutes? I've been counting on the reliability of these timing devices--

You Scientists do enjoy getting in the way of my research, though, don't you? Taking away my one specimen of a perfect isofon before I was able to obtain any new data, meddling with my experimental results...

Which is incredibly stupid, by

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[sakurabloomed]

Is that right?

[distemperate]

Yes, as a HIGHLY ESTEEMED RESEARCHER in the field of putting an end to permanent death, you'd think they'd relish the opportunity to work with someone like me rather than constantly impede my progress.

[sakurabloomed]

I think they already have that covered, so they probably don't need your help.

[distemperate]

With how often the fools here get themselves killed, I imagine they could use an extra set of hands.

And I'd like to think they chose to bring me here more because they wished to make use of my remarkable genius and talent than because of my admittedly equally remarkable charm and beauty.

[daddyslilpyro]

Huh... so that's what happened.

[distemperate]

What? The timing inconsistency?

[daddyslilpyro]

It's honestly not the first time it's happened to me. Time is a very very very funny thing.

[hungry_like_the]

Nothin' about this place makes any sorta' sense. Aintcha' figured that little fact out by now? I've been here two weeks and I've already got it down.

[distemperate]

That is precisely why you're not the incredibly brilliant scientist here.

[hungry_like_the]

If you're so brilliant, why are you here?

[distemperate]

Obviously because THEY WANTED MY BRILLIANCE.

[oflanvaldear]

My... I do wonder what you've been researching...