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[distantwater]

[Well, China was at the cabinets, taking stock of canned goods, but he drops those as the scream echoes through the communicators, crying out in Mandarin and whipping around toward the offending object.]

Aiyaaa, what in the heck was that?!

...[He picks up the communicator and glares at it for a moment, frowning worriedly. Then:]

Japan! Hong Kong

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[a_thousandyears]

Teacher?

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[a_thousandyears]

... Nah. [Flops over so he's lying on the floor, An An (yes that is the panda's name don't mock it) held above his head. She's more interesting than you, sorry.]

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[distantwater]

[Only pauses to give a serious look of disapproval] Now is not the time to be disobedient child. Hurry UP, aru!

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[a_thousandyears]

You're just doing stupid stuff though...

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[distantwater]

This is important, aru! Aiyaaa, how am I supposed to keep you all safe when you insist on disobeying me?

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[a_thousandyears]

No one's going to attack you from the North, China. [Yeah, he just called you China instead of teacher, too lazy for proper respect.] Aren't we friends with Russia now?

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[distantwater]

[He gives you such a look. You might get the idea that if you were all still small, he'd be withholding dinner and sending you straight to bed]

It is not Russia I am worried about, aru!

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[a_thousandyears]

[Not no dinner noooooooo]

... Weird.

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[distantwater]

[NO DINNER ...Oh, fine. If you make that face, how is he supposed to be consistent?]

Russia is hardly a threat, aru.