Comments | distantwater: 05 Voice

distantwater

05 Voice

Jun 13, 2010 21:30

[Peaceful, peaceful. You might recognize the sounds of cooking, and then BZZZT! China yells in surprise and somehow manages to avoid burning himself. Not that you'd guess that from the way he's cursing a streak in Mandarin.]

What the Hell was that, aru?! AIYAAA. [Switching to English] This thing again, aru? I thought I'd lost it. Who put this in ( Read more... )

he yells a lot, cooking, doesn't check the network, grandpa tried to program the vcr again

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Action brbmodernizing June 14 2010, 02:33:09 UTC

[Just. Peeking around the corner.]

China-san, I believe the neighbors are beginning to complain about your volume.

Action distantwater June 14 2010, 02:36:20 UTC

[Absently]

What?

[Doesn't even stop cooking, just tosses the communicator over his shoulder at Japan]

It shocked me, aru! It's broken.

Action brbmodernizing June 14 2010, 02:37:34 UTC

[gfdjkg catches and sort of stumbles]

..Have you not payed attention to the others at all?

The communicators shock you if they are not used. I believe the time period is two weeks.

Action distantwater June 14 2010, 02:44:43 UTC

[No, no he has not been doing much of that.] What others? I have more important things to do, aru.

[Turning to face Japan, with an offended look on his face.]

They what?! No one ever mentioned that, aru!

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sing_bluesilver June 14 2010, 02:40:06 UTC

Did you forget to say hello on it for over a couple weeks?

distantwater June 14 2010, 02:45:46 UTC

Why would I want to do that?

sing_bluesilver June 14 2010, 02:58:52 UTC

Because it zaps when you don't post a hello to everyone.

distantwater June 14 2010, 03:02:41 UTC

That what Japan said, aru.

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migi_ude June 14 2010, 02:44:20 UTC

Didn't you read Patchouli's manual? Why does no one fucking read the manual?!

distantwater June 14 2010, 02:48:03 UTC

Don't you curse at me, aru! What manual?

migi_ude June 14 2010, 11:38:06 UTC

The one Patchouli hands out to the newcomers. It mentions the electric shocks.

distantwater June 21 2010, 01:51:45 UTC

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I skimmed it, but then I lost it, aru.

inyourgarden June 14 2010, 02:55:40 UTC

[Sort of amused.] See you're having fun.

Try asking Yorda at the greenhouse. She might have something for you if ask nice enough.

distantwater June 14 2010, 03:04:31 UTC

There's nothing fun about this stupid thing. I was trying to cook, aru.

[And cooking is serious business.]

...Russia mentioned a greenhouse. Who is Yorda?

/THROWS DOWN A THREADJACK brbmodernizing June 14 2010, 03:05:41 UTC

[China I'm behind you staring]

You have been speaking with Russia-san?

distantwater June 14 2010, 03:11:45 UTC

[Almost drops his ladle, damn you.] Don't sneak up on me that! No more than you have been speaking to him. Calm down, aru.

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mybffrika June 14 2010, 03:09:28 UTC

Hauu, it's really difficult too cook here, isn't it? I-I can't make nearly enough sweets!

distantwater June 14 2010, 03:17:37 UTC

[Whining] There aren't enough fresh ingredients, aru. I could do so much better with better ingredients.

mybffrika June 14 2010, 03:23:22 UTC

S-same... Sometimes I can find enough for cookies and maybe a small cake, but those aren't enough, au! I miss cooking properly...

distantwater June 21 2010, 01:54:59 UTC

You have a sweet tooth, aru.