[Vash holds up the box..... already half of a 24 count, and sure enough there's a heart and a kiss on the lid. Vash should have known better than trust free food on this island.]
[Grit never would have guessed there was about to be a Ninja in the room, and to be honest, neither did the ninja until it was already too late and Bang Shishigami crashed through the roof. It was an unfournate thing robots were generally so explosive, because it tended to make a man airborne upon destroying them. At least Bang was confident he would make a graceful and stately landing.
Until a bird hit him in the face mid-trajectory. Then he became a flailing mess destined to force Grit to file a homeowner's claim. He tried to catch himself on the roof, failed, and went right through the ceiling, landing right infront of Grit and with Grit's yellow hat now crushed under his butt.]
[Well, no one really expected Ninjas, they simply just happened, you know? It was kind of like cancer or diarrhea.
And then the roof came in, and Grit was suddenly thankful this was not his place of living. It was much easier to not have to worry about things like insurance or a badly dressed ninja.
Oh. And he had to land on his hat too. Great.]
...Bang. [HE WAS SURE THAT WAS HIS NAME NOW.] You're on my hat. Can you get off of it?
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Psst! Grit! Grit! ....Grit! Guess what?! Someone left us doughnuts!
[It's quite possible they contained LSD.]
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...Doughnuts? Really now?
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[Vash holds up the box..... already half of a 24 count, and sure enough there's a heart and a kiss on the lid. Vash should have known better than trust free food on this island.]
But I thought you might like some too!
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You sure they're safe?
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Until a bird hit him in the face mid-trajectory. Then he became a flailing mess destined to force Grit to file a homeowner's claim. He tried to catch himself on the roof, failed, and went right through the ceiling, landing right infront of Grit and with Grit's yellow hat now crushed under his butt.]
...Bang.... Shishigami... Not-so-perfect Landing....
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And then the roof came in, and Grit was suddenly thankful this was not his place of living. It was much easier to not have to worry about things like insurance or a badly dressed ninja.
Oh. And he had to land on his hat too. Great.]
...Bang. [HE WAS SURE THAT WAS HIS NAME NOW.] You're on my hat. Can you get off of it?
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[Bang looked started as he rolled up and pulled what was left of Grit's hat off his butt and tried to brush most of the ash off.]
This hat...? This wasyour hat? ...It looks a bit ruined now, was it always this way?
[Bang looked more and more abashed as he tried to get it to stand back up, but the brim was far too broken. Ninjas never did anything partway.]
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...Take it out of his hands, fluff it up, and put it right back on his head.]
Nope, but it's fine.
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