Ahlright, sahmone give me the four-whan-whan here- why can't ah light anything, eh? Ahm naht happy about this, ya hear me? [To emphasise his distress and demonstrate exactly what he means, Vin pulls a match out from between his teeth and swipes it across a small box he produces from his pocket- nothing. Glaring and throwing the box behind him, he ( Read more... )

Eh, Tulio! Ahm sure ya remember me. Well, in case ya haven't heard, ahm back and ah need a hand with sahmthing for one ahv ma classes.

[HEEHEEHEEHEETORTUREISFUNHEEHEEHEE]

[Hey gaiz. Wassup? Teachings, that's what.]

Ah, hey, students and those ahv us intelligent enough ta be teachers. Or that at least pretend they are, eh?Ahm having my first flower arranging class soon, right in the middle ahv the botanical gardens instead ahv ah classroom, simply because the paint on the walls in this place smell like gas, and naht ( Read more... )

[Vinny flicks on the comm to reveal himself sitting on his bed, hands folded together over his stomach. He's grinning a little, but it's a tired, weak grin.

Clothes and explosives are scattered around the room, and it doesn't look like Vin will be up to cleaning it up any time soon.Lucky ah forgot ta ask the headmaster to take down my classes, eh ( Read more... )

[The comm filters on amongst static. It seems as though Vinny has been fiddling around with it, and failed to notice it's switched on.]

-mahbe et can be used as ah model for- BZZZZT! -huh, same structure- timer- PING! Oh. Oh, ets... Ah, sorry about thees.

[Vinny coughs awkwardly, holding the camera up and trying to find the off switch- meanwhile ( Read more... )

[Vinny makes his way down the hall, leaving Helga and Rourke behind to solve whatever qualms it is they have. Not that he has to guess what they are ( Read more... )

[ It's the same announcement for each floor, the same routine ( Read more... )

[The first thing the camera focuses on is a pair of well worn boots trudging across the pavement, before it's lens is turned upright, and suddenly you're up close and personal with the newest addition to the staff at Disney Academy.So hi, I'mma be teaching next year at this school, I'm Vinny, or Mr Santorini- no, don't call me that, sounds horrible ( Read more... )

[Filtered from Milo]

So, like, Imma the new Chemistry teacher for both high school 'n college kids. It’ll be fun, really.

[He doesn’t sound all that excited.]

However, I specialize in demolitions. If it goes boom, den I know about it already. We’ll get a nice-a…surprise-a at the end o’ the year. Or for the midterms, I dunno.

[Vinny taps his ( Read more... )