[002] VIDEO (for ladies, but men can join in too!)
This one is for the lovely ladies, so fellas... shoo. Go polish your dancing shoes. You only have a month to make yourselves pretty.
Now ladies, I know some of you may be shy about asking that special beau of yours out. Say no more! I'm offering my services to you in a variety of ways!
Want to send a love note? I'll pass it along. I'll even help you write it!
Want to brush up on an exotic language of amore? Soy un experto!
Dress woes? Can't make a decision before the big day and want a man's opinion? I'll take you shopping AND honestly tell you if it makes your butt look too big. (Yes Chel, it does -- Buy it. Buy two.)
Or, even worse, there's a guy you like but he's absolutely hopeless and you're positive he won't ask you in time for the dance! Let me know who he is and I will train your man into a love machine before you give your heart away to 'second best'.
¡hasta luego!
Now ladies, I know some of you may be shy about asking that special beau of yours out. Say no more! I'm offering my services to you in a variety of ways!
Want to send a love note? I'll pass it along. I'll even help you write it!
Want to brush up on an exotic language of amore? Soy un experto!
Dress woes? Can't make a decision before the big day and want a man's opinion? I'll take you shopping AND honestly tell you if it makes your butt look too big. (Yes Chel, it does -- Buy it. Buy two.)
Or, even worse, there's a guy you like but he's absolutely hopeless and you're positive he won't ask you in time for the dance! Let me know who he is and I will train your man into a love machine before you give your heart away to 'second best'.
¡hasta luego!