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[oftheblacksand]

[After a moment of static a very pompous, sarcastic, and irritated-sounding voice came through the communicators]

Not to be the elephant in the room but let me get this straight. This is an Academy to teach students to defeat the Black Mist.

[there's a faint sound as if he were drumming his fingers on a table top]Exactly why are there no classes

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[notasuggestion]

While that is the stated purpose of the Academy, everything I have seen so far indicates that we still have little to no idea how to combat the Black Mist.

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[oftheblacksand]

And classes such as crafts aid in our search, hmmmm?

Audio - The icons, they match! Kind of.

[notasuggestion]

The headmaster allows me no input on what my coworkers may teach.

Audio - They do! omg XD

[oftheblacksand]

And if you had input...?

[namelessidekick]

Are you implying the mist can't be weak to dance? 'Cause you've obviously never seen the true power of DDR.

[oftheblacksand]

[Ron's lucky this is audio otherwise he'd get a look that could freeze the Arctic]

[namelessidekick]

[He takes your silence as a request for more information!]

Seriously, DDR is our greatest hope of defeating them! I think it's got something to do with how the mist gets scared of DDR because it doesn't have legs to push down on the pad.

[oftheblacksand]

... what are you babbling about.

[solar_surf_ftw]

I was wondering the same thing...

[oftheblacksand]

[what's that? finally someone who makes sense?]

Have you looked into it at all?

[solar_surf_ftw]

I've been doing...research. As part of a personal project I'm working on.

[oftheblacksand]

Any progress?

[fearthefool]

It isn't weak to bullets, swordsmanship or geography, either.

If you have another suggestion, feel free to give it.

[oftheblacksand]

Oh, so it's the teachers that need suggestions from the students? How droll.

Did it never occur to anyone to have a Laboratory?

[fearthefool]

I think the accounting teacher has one. The math teacher? I can't remember what she teaches, but she looks like she's been dead for some time now.

What could would a laboratory do? Could we identify the Black Mist to pieces?

[oftheblacksand]

Wonderful. If she's a corpse I'll see about acquiring it. [the lab, not the corpse]

... what else would you do? Stare at it? Dance for it? Fire at it? Of course you should try to analyze it.

[theonewoman]

Well, you don't really see us throwing ourselves at it, now do ya?

[oftheblacksand]

Why not?

[theonewoman]

Let's throw ourselves at something that could kill us.

Cause even more casualties.

[oftheblacksand]

Even more? I was just told by a teacher that there weren't any. I've been lied to by the administration. What. A. Shock.