[voice] I actually did count the exact number of days.

[namelessidekick]

[A click as it starts recording. His voice is hushed, almost in a whisper, as though he's worried someone might catch him.]

Day 34.

Everything seems to be normal right now, but I'm on to them. They tried to keep us all inside last week, but I saw them--hordes of goth kids! All covered in black! Man, I could just feel the angst and despair oozing

Comments

[already_special]

Those weren't goth kids, no one's really sure what they are.

[namelessidekick]

Oh yeah? Do you have any proof they weren't goth kids?

[already_special]

How do you know they were goth kids?

[namelessidekick]

Duh. They wore black and made everyone feel gloomy!

[chlorodermic]

...oh right, I forgot the sidekick was here.

[namelessidekick]

Oh come on! Now even Drakken's sidekick is calling me the sidekick?! Whatever happened to proper world-saving etiquette?

[not_a_supergirl]

You know.. Not everyone who wears black is a goth... And not everyone who is goth is evil and angsty, I'm sure. Maybe they're just shy....

[namelessidekick]

Yeah, but so many goths in one place? Come on, that's gotta leave a depressing vibe.