003 {Video/Action} OTA

[lil_big_sis]

[The little girl on the screen looks remarkably like Lilo. Not an exact mirror image, but close.]

Nani here.

Everyone, I'm so sorry about this whole mess Lilo's made. This is really all my fault. I should have taken that voodoo book away from her when I had the chance. I mean, I didn't know it was realAlso, I really need a favor. Can someone get

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[fearthefool]

Certainly, I can help you.

Just hold this.
[a little wooden face pops onto the screen. Sort of like it's been shoved there.]
Hi, Nani. I'm the Boy.

[lil_big_sis]

Burn it? Stuff it in the fridge?

[Oh my God that thing is so creepy.]

[fearthefool]

I made this myself, young damoiselle, and I'm proud of what I've done. Burn your own things.

I have no exasperation icons, so have a yelling one instead. :V

[lil_big_sis]

[Wha-]

Then why were you trying to get rid of it?!

[fearthefool]

I'm a little tired of him waking me up in the middle of the night. You can hold him until this wears off, can't you?

[lil_big_sis]

Uh, no?

Plus, I'm pretty sure it would try to suffocate me in the middle of the night or something.

[fearthefool]

Why would I do that ...?

Good question. He hasn't tried to kill me, yet, and I'm the one trying to de-animate him.

[lil_big_sis]

Okay, I know what to do.

Put it in a shoebox and duct tape it shut. Problem solved.

[fearthefool]

Give me a shoebox.
[...you don't buy shoes in boxes in Medieval europe.]

[lil_big_sis]

[Does she have to do everything around here? Sheesh.]

Okay, just......don't move.

[She runs to her dorm and grabs the first shoe box she can find. When she returns to the hall, she practically throws it at Clopin.]

Here!

[fearthefool]

[AND THEN THERE WAS AN EPIC FIGHT TO GET THE PUPPET INTO THE BOX.
Clopin won.
Eventually.]

So, that made me choke on my hamburger.

[lil_big_sis]

Okay. Are we all good now?

[The sooner she gets away from this weirdo the better.]

[fearthefool]

Now I need tape.
[he holds the box down while the puppet tries to punch it's way through with it's nose]

[lil_big_sis]

Seriously?!

[You're killing her Clopin. Killing her.]

I don't have any tape, okay?

[fearthefool]

Neither do I.
Do you expect me to hold the box shut until the spell wears off?

[lil_big_sis]

I'm sure the janitor has duct tape. There's probably some in the art room, too.