05 || Video/Action || Double Trouble?

[badday_badday]

He looks identical to a certain soft spoken instructor hear at the academy.  He even talks like him, though that is where the similarities end.  This man is in the bar down in Traverse Town.  His communicator has been set up at a table   As the video feed begins, you see the short statured instructor staring down what appears half a dozen less than

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[hateskaraoke]

[The entire Academy seemed to have gathered together on the quad this morning and this had been reason enough for Shego to avoid the place. Not that she minded people, but something about the entire situation had crept her out (not that she would admit) and so she had settled for a trip to Traverse Town.

She almost regretted the decision, given that nothing happened. Just as she was about to return to the Academy, she notices something that convinces her to stay: a bar fight. Now, if that wasn't entertainment?

She has not seen Jackie yet, only a frightened guy limping out of the tavern.

[badday_badday]

[That guy had apparently been the luckier one of the group as the rest of them were strewn across the floor, one laying across the bar. Looking around expectantly, Jackie frowned when it seemed there was no one left.]

Tsk...bunch of light weights.

[With that, he turned and headed out of the bar.]

[hateskaraoke]

[She has not quite suspected to meet Jackie here.]

Hey, what happened in there?

[badday_badday]

That? [Casual head nod.] Light workout.

[Stopping a step after answering her, Jackie looked over at Shego and did something rather uncharacteristic of him (considering how nervous he was in her office). He gave her a very obvious once over with his eyes before a smirk spread across his face.]

Wanna help me work up a sweat, baby?

[action] I think you meant, 'prepare for trouble, and make it double'

[notsoscaryname]

[Technically, it's not legal for Hiccup to be in the bar. He is, after all, under eighteen. But no one wants to be the unlucky sap to tell that to Hiccup L. Jackson, who teleported straight into the bar moments ago with an explosion that would leave the tavern in repairs (and some of its patrons in the hospital) for months.

Those terrible, tacky glasses you've got on, Jackie? Yeah. They just shattered into tiny pieces. The overpowering aura of concentrated, pure amazing was too much for them.]

I think the question here is, do you want to dance? Because I'm about to do a little something I like to call the Rectum Rupturing Rumba.

Is your rectum ready?

[badday_badday]

[Having to get up from where he'd landed with that explosion, he looked at the kid with a serious frown. He'd almost dropkicked his own niece so kids were definitely not about to catch a break from him.]

I liked those glasses.

[notsoscaryname]

What now? Gonna back down like a little bitch? Gonna go home crying to your vagina? Or are you gonna take those glasses shards up the ass like a man and try and fight me?

HUH?!

Better make a choice, motherfucker, because I am giving you to the count of five to make up your mind!

One...

FIVE!

[badday_badday]

HIIIIIYAAAA!!!

[Seemed that Jackie was more than ready to rumble and leaped into the air when Hiccup said five, intending to connect with a flying side kick to the kids skull.]

[cupcakesnponies]

[Guess who else loves smelling flowers, Jackie? THIS GIRL.

Once she spots the professor, she wanders over, taking care not to tread on any plants. A few flowers are tucked back into her hair, however. Mm.]

Heyyyy! You like flowers too! This is such a magical coincidence!

[badday_badday]

Yes, I love flowers so much! They're so pretty and peaceful. Oh, my name is Jackie, what's yours?

...these two together almost make me wanna retch. xD

[cupcakesnponies]

Oh my god, they are. They totally are. [She nods in agreement, beaming widely. Guess who's her new best buddy? You are.]

I'm Astrid! Hey, do you mind if I give you a nickname? [One of her greatest joys. Seriously.]

[badday_badday]

Oh, that would be so neat! I don't think I've ever had a nickname before! [Except for the numerous ones Jade used, but they didn't count. They were all associated with fighting. And Jackie HATES fighting.]